twovests OP wrote
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Condoms? I don't have the socioeconomic reach for that.
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You see, "alcohol and coffee" or "cannabis and coffee" are obvious combinations of recreational drugs, but not widely celebrated. It's because it fucking sucks.
Drugs are mid enough on their own (my IQ is 97, almost a perfect 100), but these ones are worse together
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8 months left to live. I don't even have a womb so I can't go on Gay Dating Apps and ask people to get me pregnant
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Live life like you're going to be more disabled than you are now in 5 years.
This one isn't a joke + it's directed at currently-able-bodied people + the people on this site already know it so please post a qr code to this thread in your local dove bar
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If Twitter was a fish instead of a bird we'd be blubbing blubs instead of tweeting tweets
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You feel unsafe meeting up at my place? As an amab? Erm... What the sigma?
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hey. your funeral rsvp used ai generated art. she wouldn't want this
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you want me to "clean up" after myself? as a second grader? that's the janitors job, haven't you heard of child labor laws?
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people in r apple are really really really mad about the idea of new buttons
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my doctor is telling me the amount of homemade egg salad i have consumed in the past 24 hours is "surprising" and "medically significant"
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beautiful trans skater girl my age who doesn't pass. save me
this one isn't a joke. you have this fantastic energy. and also really good legs. and good confidence. you're a big part of why i started hrt
facial stubble? broken nail polish? deep voice? it literally did not and does not matter. you tech deck'ed on the desk in front of me. i later learned you weren't even on hrt when i first met you
but all the things i wanted to compliment you about, were things i imagined you might be insecure about.
how do i say, "your nail polish is worn on most of your fingers and i love that about you?" how do i say "your facial hair makes me wonder why i ever worried about mine?"
sounds like a backhanded compliment. sounds really bad.
plus u use instagram as your primary messenger so idk how to message you... :'(
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