if this is a joke about fucking the weekend, then it feels like the week is inside me

something something whole week? hole weak?

i beg of you. make the joke

YES!!!

Algorithms are very Evil and Insidious but also sometimes very very funny

of course

it is a dessert

WONDEROUS CHEERS

YES! YES!!!

The third type of leavening, pearlash, was the precursor to modern baking powder. Pearlash was a purified form of potash. It was first used as a leavening agent by Native Americans and was the subject of the first patent in the United States, issued in April 1790.[17]

:O

thumbtacks

this is the most hurtful thing i have ever heard you say

i found your social security number and blood type online. can i have ur blood

2011

awwh

boston dynamics vice grip ShatterTeeth

hmm, i think the admins and sysadmins are all in the united states lol

i can proudly say no govt agencies have asked me to do anything wrt jstpst, but i would also fold immediately if asked, so, fair warning

fun fact: before images, all those years of jstpst came out to about 4MB

i think that's possible but that's too sickening to even consider

maybe we should use shamir secret sharing between the three sysadmins so all three have to use a password to enter the database

Jokes aside, I do know how to make someone admin in an emergency. I would do it if something bad happened-- I don't wanna step outside my role.

Jokes back, just let me know who u want banned <3

can't, u gotta ask an admin

i am a lowly sysadmin