twovests wrote on April 21, 2023 at 2:30 AM Reply to i absolutely demolished the company i did consulting work for. here's how. by emma incredible amounts of dysfunction. i am enamored. as much as i love this writeup, u have gotta give that company some credit for demolishing itself. this is fantastic Permalink 2
twovests wrote on April 21, 2023 at 1:29 AM Reply to comment by cute_spider in it's 4:20pm on 4/20 by cute_spider the day opposite of halloween, a bunch of witches have an orgy on a mountain it this means anything, 10/20 would be like 4/20 but even cooler Permalink Parent 4
"why is Q like that" i think, watching Star Trek. "oh fuck THIS ant in my house..." i think, not willing to kill the ant but filled with vendetion against it Submitted by twovests on April 21, 2023 at 1:28 AM in just_post No comments 6
in the year 2073 whatever encryption my computer uses is broken and my many unposted posts are posted posthumously... like a modern-day sylvia plath. posts are just poems Submitted by twovests on April 21, 2023 at 1:26 AM in just_post No comments 4
twovests OP wrote on April 18, 2023 at 2:26 PM (edited on April 18, 2023 at 2:33 PM) Reply to comment by voxpoplar in fun fact: The first models of the Nintendo Switch are very easy to mod so you can play games on it for free, and the Yuzu emulator gets better every day by twovests https://switch.homebrew.guide/ deets here you want to know the serial number and i think you can check here (but i cant vouch for this site personally): https://ismyswitchpatched.com/ Permalink Parent 2
twovests OP wrote on April 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM Reply to comment by neku in fun fact: The first models of the Nintendo Switch are very easy to mod so you can play games on it for free, and the Yuzu emulator gets better every day by twovests unfortunately they finally got their shit together with later releases of the switch, which (afaik) require hardmods Permalink Parent 3
twovests OP wrote on April 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM Reply to comment by cute_spider in fun fact: The first models of the Nintendo Switch are very easy to mod so you can play games on it for free, and the Yuzu emulator gets better every day by twovests You can do both on the old Switch! Thats the magic Permalink Parent 2
fun fact: The first models of the Nintendo Switch are very easy to mod so you can play games on it for free, and the Yuzu emulator gets better every day Submitted by twovests on April 17, 2023 at 4:39 PM in just_post 8 comments 7
if you're subscribed to "hbo max", make sure to unsubscribe when it rebrands to "max" and get your friends to too. the look on the CEO's face will be hilarious! Submitted by twovests on April 17, 2023 at 3:58 PM in just_post No comments 8
twovests OP wrote on April 17, 2023 at 1:16 PM Reply to comment by neku in i love hyacinths especially the purple ones :) by twovests god i love putple hyacinths Permalink Parent −4−
twovests OP wrote on April 17, 2023 at 2:34 AM (edited on April 17, 2023 at 2:58 AM) Reply to comment by devtesla in i love hyacinths especially the purple ones :) by twovests god you're right actually. i take it back. i fucking HATE hyacinths edit: what do i need to do to appease you all :'( Permalink Parent −4−
i love hyacinths especially the purple ones :) Submitted by twovests on April 16, 2023 at 1:34 PM in just_crime 6 comments −9−
*dude who comes from an orange orchard visiting a guy who comes from an apple orchard* you're eating that wrong haha. you're eating the fucking rind. haha. why is the rind so thin? why isn't it juicy? Submitted by twovests on April 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM in just_crime (edited on April 17, 2023 at 2:34 AM) 2 comments 11
does anyone know an exterior designer? im looking for one as far away from florida as possible Submitted by twovests on April 14, 2023 at 4:05 PM in homestuck 2 comments 5
twovests wrote on April 13, 2023 at 7:25 PM Reply to thought it would start getting better but no. ive never felt this awful by ___ if it means anything, i can relate to a lot of these feelings. i feel like quarantine and then getting covid Just Makes Every Brain Thing Worse i wish i had something optimistic to say, but i can only offer commiseration Permalink 2
worried tears of the kingdom is going to be TOO good... Submitted by twovests on April 13, 2023 at 2:06 PM in killallgames 1 comment 4
twovests wrote on April 12, 2023 at 12:18 PM Reply to Jacking off gave me psionic powers btw by 500poundsofnothing it didnt work for me :( Permalink 5
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twovests wrote on April 11, 2023 at 7:35 PM Reply to comment by cute_spider in new username new me by cute_spider_ni_srsly sending work emails >:) Permalink Parent 6
twovests wrote on April 11, 2023 at 7:05 PM Reply to comment by cute_spider in new username new me by cute_spider_ni_srsly hey! this seems like a new username! how's it goin Permalink Parent 6
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twovests wrote on April 10, 2023 at 12:10 PM Reply to Thinking about tattoos to get by 500poundsofnothing why just one? Permalink 6
twovests OP wrote on April 10, 2023 at 12:25 AM Reply to in the future, all CARS will be ELECTRIC. all ICECREAM will be DIPPIN DOTS. all MOVIES will be 3D. all FURNITURE will be IKEA. and all JUICE will be... say it with me... by twovests J IS FOR JUICE, FRESH AND DELICIOUS U IS FOR ULTIMATE FRESHNESS IN EVERY SIP I IS FOR AN INSTANT VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY C IS FOR CONVENIENT, AND EASY TO USE E IS FOR ENDLESS VARIETY, BE IT FRUIT OR VEGGIE R IS FOR REFRESHING O IS FOR ORGANIC AND HEALTHY. (OR ORANGES! THOSE ARE GOOD TOO) Permalink 5
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Reply to i absolutely demolished the company i did consulting work for. here's how. by emma
incredible amounts of dysfunction. i am enamored.
as much as i love this writeup, u have gotta give that company some credit for demolishing itself. this is fantastic