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After ten years of Microsoft Edge, we're happy to reveal the next generation of internet browsing: Microsoft Cum

Submitted by twovests on August 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM in DoFap

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Me when I get unwanted texts from the Trump campaign :3c

Submitted by twovests on August 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM in vote_satan (edited on August 21, 2024 at 9:27 PM)

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what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c

Submitted by twovests on August 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM in vote_satan

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Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3

Submitted by twovests on August 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM in meta (edited on August 29, 2024 at 12:54 PM)

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automatic bathroom experience: ★☆☆☆☆ washing-my-hands experience, ★★★★★ slapstick experience

Submitted by twovests on August 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM in just_post

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dungeon and dragon: it's like "dungeons and dragons" but without the "s". this is so you can be a "frot wizard"

Submitted by twovests on August 18, 2024 at 12:09 PM in just_post

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A semi-alphabetical listing of Black actors with speaking roles on Friends

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Submitted by twovests on August 17, 2024 at 3:20 PM in just_post

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learning so much canadian history. like, why were all their early PMs so fucked up and dying all the time

Submitted by twovests on August 16, 2024 at 12:46 PM in just_post

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god i wish they taught bayesian statistics in. like. elementary school (CW: discussion of the merits of racism) (the conclusion is racism is meritless but it's a bad flavor of post)

Submitted by twovests on August 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM in just_post

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The Four Quadrants of the "Animal Abuse Disgust-Morality Curve"

Submitted by twovests on August 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM in just_post (edited on August 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM)

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Husband sues Disney World in 2024 after wife dies from severe allergic reaction; Disney dismisses suit citing 2019 Disney+ arbitration agreement

bbc.com

Submitted by twovests on August 14, 2024 at 2:42 PM in vote_satan

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a rose by any other name is NOT just as sweet

Submitted by twovests on August 13, 2024 at 11:59 PM in just_post

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suicide as a chore and hobby (cw: suicide and whatnot)

Submitted by twovests on August 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM in venting (edited on August 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM)

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those who draw "gandalf big naturals" and other such delights. from henceforth are to be known as "manchester"

Submitted by twovests on August 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM in just_post

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to the tune of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Canon Transmasc Peter Griffin

Submitted by twovests on August 12, 2024 at 1:51 PM in just_post

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new gamestop uniform: just a Rick and Morty graphic tee

Submitted by twovests on August 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM in killallgames

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compromise position

Submitted by twovests on August 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM in vote_satan (edited on August 11, 2024 at 2:47 PM)

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his emails

Submitted by twovests on August 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM in vote_satan

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I have been drinking ~700mg caffeine daily under faulty estimates that I was hitting ~400mg. Can someone post studies saying that it's okay to drink 700mg of caffeine a day so i can feel better. haha. my heart hurts

Submitted by twovests on August 10, 2024 at 12:59 PM in just_post

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Neil Cicierega - Mouthcraft

youtube.com

Submitted by twovests on August 10, 2024 at 12:24 PM in post_music

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my OC is not "based" on anything. i think you'll find it's actually quite cringe.

Submitted by twovests on August 10, 2024 at 2:13 AM in just_post

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The frustrating thing about Rust is that it's really as good as people say it is. (CW suicide mention)

Submitted by twovests on August 9, 2024 at 3:31 AM in programming

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UNDERTALE HEART IDEAS

Submitted by twovests on August 7, 2024 at 11:31 PM in killallgames

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RIP Dragoneer

furaffinity.net

Submitted by twovests on August 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM in just_post

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it's usually more clear when you don't use pronouns. fuck. i mean

Submitted by twovests on August 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM in just_post

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