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Funniest possible VP pick for Kamala Harris GO

Submitted by twovests on August 4, 2024 at 9:55 AM in vote_satan

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KAMALA HARRIS is a valid troll name

Submitted by twovests on August 4, 2024 at 9:55 AM in homestuck

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cracks open fingers dusts off old Windows XP laptop let's see what my beenz are worth NOW

Submitted by twovests on August 3, 2024 at 2:04 PM in just_post

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mario blue gloves . info images have been deleted because of discord :(

mariobluegloves.info

Submitted by twovests on August 3, 2024 at 2:02 PM in just_post

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accidentally pressed "clear notifications" on my 1700+ notifications so im going thru them solemnly

Submitted by twovests on August 3, 2024 at 2:00 PM in just_post

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my son is quite rebellious and does not want to talk to me. so i made an AI clone of him from when he was cuter

Submitted by twovests on August 2, 2024 at 11:52 PM in just_post (edited on August 2, 2024 at 11:52 PM)

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Matrix makes me appreciate Signal

Submitted by twovests on August 2, 2024 at 10:31 AM in technology (edited on August 2, 2024 at 10:32 AM)

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i had a dream where i was asked to marry postmill and mastodon's database schemas

Submitted by twovests on August 2, 2024 at 9:55 AM in just_post

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personally, i get my opinions about maoism from wealthy white cis american leftists who spend their weekdays smoking weed and their weekends vacationing. here is why trump's presidency was a good thing

Submitted by twovests on July 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM in vote_satan

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arguing with reddit with my twelve organically created accounts in order to sway the discourse successful style. i am able to do so because of my optimal use of the Linux desktop. my end goal? get nintendo to release 'metroid prime 4'

Submitted by twovests on July 31, 2024 at 4:49 PM in vote_satan

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i think "boob" is a great word because it looks like two boobs and two thumbs up. objectively speaking, this is a win for the english language

Submitted by twovests on July 30, 2024 at 10:03 AM in just_boobs

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bsd will never be popular

Submitted by twovests on July 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM in just_post (edited on July 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM)

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linux will never be popular

Submitted by twovests on July 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM in just_post

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Autumn River but as a 26kB 8-color gif

Submitted by twovests on July 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM in 2hu

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"Autumn River" at 0% JPG quality and 2048 pixels wide = 18.8kB

Submitted by twovests on July 27, 2024 at 3:46 PM in 2hu

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Jstpst undergoing maintenance while I update the Docker image

Submitted by twovests on July 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM in just_post

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magabot 3000 (or, "Christmas is Fascist -- Intermission")

Submitted by twovests on July 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM in vote_satan

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shout out to this guy

en.wikipedia.org

Submitted by twovests on July 27, 2024 at 10:31 AM in post_music

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superfood

Submitted by twovests on July 26, 2024 at 2:52 PM in just_post

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Am I just silly, or is it amazing to see it become okay to openly criticize Israel?

Submitted by twovests on July 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM in vote_satan

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for fucks sake, i'm not a "professional full stack engineer", i'm not a "systems administrator", i'm not "responsible for the maintenance of life-critical systems"... i'm a script kitty :3

Submitted by twovests on July 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM in just_post

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Don't look it up. Can you say, off the top of your head, who Hillary Clinton's VP pick for the 2016 Presidential Election was?

Submitted by twovests on July 24, 2024 at 12:09 AM in vote_satan

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i would actually donate to actblue if it weren't for the deluge of spam i would receive

Submitted by twovests on July 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM in vote_satan

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i vow to pokemon go to the polls. it's not joever until it's joever. i'm writing him in. he can do it. RFK 2024