it took so much effort to get my sms feed clean of these fuckers

sorry harris, i'd love to make your 24 hours donation spree even bigger, but not THAT much

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cute_spider wrote on July 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM

I am Barack Obama, and this is My Promise To You.

twovests OP wrote on July 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM

obama i'm a huge fan. have u heard of homestuck

cute_spider wrote on July 22, 2024 at 4:45 PM

Are you able to donate 10$, 20$, or even 250$ to Kamala Harris today? With your help, we will make Homestuck Zero, the prequel series to the Webcomic that we Americans built together. This is My Promise To You.

twovests OP wrote on July 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM

kamala harris... i would give u $250 if u could PROMISE me you wouldn't send me a single text other than "thank u"

flabberghaster wrote on July 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM

It's OVER, twovests.

Unless we can get five donations from you tonight, might as well give up.

twovests OP wrote on July 22, 2024 at 11:42 PM

gonna feel b really bad november 6th maybe