You see, "alcohol and coffee" or "cannabis and coffee" are obvious combinations of recreational drugs, but not widely celebrated. It's because it fucking sucks.

Drugs are mid enough on their own (my IQ is 97, almost a perfect 100), but these ones are worse together

Condoms? I don't have the socioeconomic reach for that.

No... That would be too simple.

Cement?

No place for new foods to arrive from necessity. We need to return to pre-industrial humanity and also pre-surplus. We will find some delicious new things. Perhaps tree bark makes a nutritious tea?

MRAs have very different concepts of misandry among them. One mans misandry is "sexual abuse" and another mans misandry is "I was rejected by a woman". Yet this is never a cause for friction

coffee is a roasted seed tea and i would love to make you some, but the woke mob wants me to keep tugging on it, so my hands were tied

tenderqueer "puff-puppy" (pup/pups, 15) introducing terf "radfem-witch-cher" (32) to valerie solanas in a tumblr argument

which one was it? there are dozens of them!

oh lol

oh no

top post of all time

what if they just wanted to post

did u ever think of that

WOOOO YEAH

claps really hard

(this looks delicious)

Opened this in a cafe 10 hours ago on purpose with the volume up and everyone was really happy about it

Novel experiences and self discovery are satisfying and enjoyable so that's fine to say!! I appreciate it <3

yeah but i couldn't bear lying to him or disappointing him

Read this as "Hams"... So disappointed right now

Actual TLDR: After 12 years of wondering "what if", I answered my question, introspected a ton, and decided to stop HRT. This is gender affirming, as my ultimate goal in life is to be annoying and contrarian.

when i was in highschool some matE grad students demonstrated their wrist-based personal air conditioning for firefighters

so it's not unthinkable now that i reconsider it

*slopped

but lets be real, its my arms

nobody talks about girl arms

this is so much bigger than boobs and nobody talks about it

i started hrt to win an argument!! insufferable AND male!! perhaps i will be a woman thru the lens of being the worlds most insufferable male.

once my transition is complete (get my breasts signed by judith butler) i will instantly stop being insufferable

:3

:3

in addition to pointing out the joke, you used a sweating emoji. but the emoji has only one drop of sweat. masterful post... excellent.. .wow....