tbh I feel like there should be a big flowchart that people have to take that will lead them to the review(s) that are relevant to their personal experience, preferences history with the franchise etc etc etc, and thus most likely to tell them if they'll enjoy the game

had to pause to dote on my real life actual cat, and ran out of momentum to continue, oops!

the narcolepsy(?) feels like a weird add-on but sure

the fuck kinda editor just comes to your damn house after you don't answer his calls for a couple hours?? what????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380223942381535235/538349982491869186/unknown.png

Inaccurate cat info in this cat anime. Misleading. 0/10.

(the going theory last time i checked is that cats catch surplus because they communally raise kittens, so they habitually bring the extra back for the mothers and kittens who didn't go out hunting. cats are actually extremely social creatures!)

oh no wait that was the editor. still. im anxiously waiting for the scene where this dude purchases a litter box.

thank god for the obnoxious friend who's not gonna just sit by and watch this guy ignorantly take really bad care of his new cat.

Something about referring to a cat as "neko-chan" is very cute to me

im liveblogging apparently

this guy has GOT to get some actual cat food, you cannot just feed a cat sushi, that's so bad for it

2 mins in and im excited for the gimmick to be that the cat is actually the ghost of his dead parents

pickaxe move, shovel, axe. block placing special moves, maybe sword or bow.

I'm not convinced about marvel characters, cause video games aren't their main thing. Tho also idk who has the rights to video game versions of spiderman, it could be separate from movie versions. I'd expect popularity in japan to have a strong influence(hence all the fire emblems), but I don't really know much about that, so I'm guessing, IF there was a non-spiderman marvel, it'd be Iron Man or Hulk.

MC Steve I definitely think is possible. I'm also not ruling out an Overwatch character(presumably Tracer). Undertale has the tiniest sliver of a chance imo but it wouldn't be sans, I'm betting it'd be Frisk or Papyrus.

I'm holding out vain hope for amaterasu from okami, and for Phoenix Wright.

I think John Skyrim stands a real chance, and would probably have a really interesting moveset.

Knuckles or Tails also seem possible.

Does Warframe count?

gatchaman crowds

black lagoon

darker than black (season 1 only)

MONTHLY GIRLS' NOZAKI-KUN!!!!!

the devil's a part timer

kokoro connect

Opera broke my heart when they got rid of tab stacking and I don't know if I can forgive them for it

I never remember it has that even though I would often find it useful!

this is true but there was a time when it had a very slow fox but they replaced that fox with a faster fox

they still have no intention of telling folks what games in the store have DRM and this is the hill i WILL die on

My polygon nerd friends noticed that there was a new private video in polygon's Monster Factory channel the day before this dropped, and then in Overwatch that day I saw someone named Trash Hulk and told them that I'd heard word that there might be a new monster factory coming out very soon, and then IT HAPPENED and I hope that I'm now a legend in this person's mind.

me teeth hurt just lookin at that

it looks AMAZING, my favorite part of the trailer was the part where Viewpoint Character shoots the guy and the lady is like... woah what the fuck you didn't have to SHOOT either of them??? like directly calling out the super overly simplistic, hamfisted, binary moral choices video games always present

it has a sense of humor which i think is rare enough in shooty games that people don't know what else to compare it to

I DESPERATELY want undyne you have no idea