oolong wrote on October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM

Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom

actually, i protect myself by thinking of myself as a malformed doughnut and doughnut to doughnut, we are a tower

oolong wrote on October 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM (edited on October 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM)

Reply to Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" by twovests

this is shrek 2 in my mind

edit: i don't really remember what either shrek movie was about, but shrek was an ogre in the first one and fiona was an ogre in the second one . i think i'm capturing the spirit of your post.

oolong wrote on October 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM

Reply to comment by WRETCHEDSORCERESS in Spicy Stir Fry and Mango Cookies by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

fascinating. foregoing the use of dried mango pieces was probably a wise decision

oolong wrote on October 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM

Reply to Spicy Stir Fry and Mango Cookies by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

explain the mango cookies please

oolong wrote on October 24, 2024 at 10:57 AM

Reply to I like the video game where you' play the shooty gunsman and blast all the badguys and save the day by flabberghaster

duck hunt

oolong wrote on October 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM

Reply to youre green by I_got_killed_one_time

stinky

oolong wrote on October 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM

Reply to comment by cowloom in Why is microwaving tea frowned upon? I'm not racist, but my microwaved tea always turns out just fine. by cowloom

if you drink the same tea every time, that's fine but different tea leaves steep at different temps!

oolong wrote on October 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM

Reply to Why is microwaving tea frowned upon? I'm not racist, but my microwaved tea always turns out just fine. by cowloom

having control over the water temp, brewing more than a mug's worth , the ritual of tea ceremony, washing your tea leaves, etc

oolong wrote on October 22, 2024 at 6:12 AM

Reply to a stake can kill a vampire. you know what else a stake is called? by twovests

a vested interest

oolong wrote on October 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM

Reply to [REQUEST} how do i take off the second kitchen glvoe with out having to touch the gross wet outer shell with my nice dry other hand by I_got_killed_one_time

remove your hand from your body

oolong wrote on October 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM

Reply to you can't recall the last time you washed your bed sheets by cowloom

well,

oolong wrote on October 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM

Reply to Neku loves citing sources by twovests

source?

oolong wrote on October 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM

Reply to You think using conditioner in your hair is immasculating, and forget about skin moisturizer. by flabberghaster

well,

oolong wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM

Reply to you want to use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. by 500poundsofnothing

well,

oolong OP wrote on October 17, 2024 at 12:06 PM

Reply to comment by nomorepie in osmanthus water chestnut cake by oolong

yea! it's steamed water chestnut powder with water so the texture can be firmer if you use less water

oolong wrote on October 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM

Reply to My Beef with Voice Messages by bbbhltz

while i dearly wish my relatives would stop sending me multiple voice notes that say the same thing, this is the middle ground when one side can't read chinese (me)