I can't believe my suggestion "Peel it from the bottom" was deemed not very good! That is how they do it in the hospital!!! Taste my blade, twovests

I leave a few of these mailing lists running just so if I need a coupon code to buy something from them I'll have it handy but god, they come every day! And clogs up my emails like crazy so having to go in and delete them feels sisyphean and makes me hate the brand low-key even if it's a store I bought from before and liked

What the fuck

Paging /u/1930sgangster

Shaking my head

Western people are missing out on the soup for breakfast phenomenon

Yeah but with milk?? I propose cold tomato soup as the liquid

Suburbs are beset by 30-50 feral hogs and 9-10 does at any time

That's cute

Just opened this post again and read it to the tune of "today is gonna be the day they're gonna throw it back to you". It works. (If you say it as two thousand twenty five)

So disappointing that it's pronounced "kwibi". Imagine if it were queue bee. Imagine bees queuing. What a wonderful mental image that would be.

Great honour coming from you

Have you seen the a24 chamber drama/horror called Heretic? Randomly saw it in the movies and didn't exactly love it but it made me think about it a lot after, which I count as a success for the price of the ticket (same price as a carton of cigs were when I quit, I like to think I'm spending my money in better ways nowadays)

Oh

The barefoot clubber

What happened to the humble rake, I ask you

Hahaha yes

Thabk you devtesla and Iowa state university

Mimimi...