neku OP wrote on November 12, 2021 at 6:11 AM

Reply to fuck work by neku

(fuck work)

neku wrote on November 10, 2021 at 6:22 PM

Reply to hi by ___

waddup

neku wrote on November 6, 2021 at 9:57 AM

Reply to friendship and kindness are now ILLEGAL by flabberghaster

edgelords only from now on

neku wrote on November 4, 2021 at 3:19 AM

Reply to trust fund leftist. "not in my back yard!!" he says by twovests

you seen these trampoline parks for kids? entire buildings made of trampolines? i never got a fucking trampoline park when i was a kid. then again its nice that they get to play before they inherit a planet on fire

neku wrote on November 2, 2021 at 8:32 PM

Reply to 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 by emma

i knew in the back of my mind that there was like, cultural product, relating to the concept of a banana phone, but googling "banana phone" revealed to me a world heretofore unexplored

neku wrote on October 26, 2021 at 7:08 AM

Reply to befriended a cool and good person online a while back and we both just discovered that during the same time period like 10(???) years ago when I was active in the shitredditsays subreddits, they were active in anti-shitredditsays subreddits, and it's so fucking funny by toasthaste

shitredditsays... i havent heard that name in years...

neku wrote on October 26, 2021 at 4:39 AM

Reply to The Most Wanted Song: "A musical work that will be unavoidably and uncontrollably "liked" by 72 ± 12% of listeners," and The Most Unwanted Song: "Fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population will enjoy this" [1996] by hollyhoppet

I love only bad music so the most wanted song didn't really hook me, but the most unwanted song is yas queen, serving realness, etcetera

neku wrote on October 17, 2021 at 3:55 AM

Reply to alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') by twovests

You can make fun but it's undeniable. I'm most attracted to the fastest motherfuckers at GDQ. I can't finish unless I know their PB in Super Mario Bros. 3.

neku wrote on October 8, 2021 at 10:13 AM

Reply to *friend with the same neurosis as me sees me trying to drag myself out of the tar pit that is that particular neurosis and basically says "actually you dragging yourself out of that pit makes MY neurosis feel bad, so out of respect to me, don't"* by toasthaste

this person doesn't really sound like a friend

neku wrote on October 5, 2021 at 7:17 AM

Reply to whenever i recover from a depressive episode my farts smell real bad by hollyhoppet

if you're anything like me its because you inhale about a litre of ice cream every time you feel slightly sad

neku wrote on October 4, 2021 at 7:30 AM

Reply to types of males by twovests

gamma male: radioactive

neku wrote on October 2, 2021 at 1:06 AM

Reply to Cool shirt idea by flabberghaster

idea is cool but falls short at the "i wish i were outside" part. can't relate

neku wrote on September 30, 2021 at 3:34 AM

Reply to i do not wish to work today by hollyhoppet

cant believe they expect us to do this shit every day forever

neku wrote on September 28, 2021 at 12:55 AM

Reply to It has been six days since the last post to just_post by flabberghaster

posts are in the oven. come back later

neku wrote on September 28, 2021 at 12:01 AM

Reply to [nsfw posting] i am often disappointed with duckduckgo for showing porn when i make normal queries by twovests

*googles*

oh, of course, that seminal font. mars needs cunnilingus

neku wrote on September 24, 2021 at 3:48 AM

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in this dystopia sucks where are my cool hacker cyber implants? by hollyhoppet

id probably literally like kill a man to be a fey little magic homo elf

neku wrote on September 24, 2021 at 3:37 AM

Reply to haha oops i forgot to post the rest of them. 9/21/17 9/21/18 9/21/19 9/21/20 by twovests

i never saw the one with the children's choir. man

neku wrote on September 17, 2021 at 4:08 AM

Reply to comment by neku in Sometimes clown societies have a sacred role, to represent a trickster character in religious ceremonies.[citation needed] Other times the purpose served by members of a clown society is only to parody excessive seriousness, or to deflate pomposity.[1] by hollyhoppet

hey what the fuck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clandestine_Insurgent_Rebel_Clown_Army

neku wrote on September 17, 2021 at 4:07 AM

Reply to Sometimes clown societies have a sacred role, to represent a trickster character in religious ceremonies.[citation needed] Other times the purpose served by members of a clown society is only to parody excessive seriousness, or to deflate pomposity.[1] by hollyhoppet

Also, a comedian has to take personal responsibility for his/her humour and its consequences, whereas a person in clown-costume has some protection from reprisal.

not for long mother fucker *cocks gun*

neku wrote on September 15, 2021 at 4:02 AM

Reply to anyone play deathloop yet by hollyhoppet

do you think if people get into this game they'll start abbreviating it as thloop

hey man wanna play some thloop after school

neku wrote on September 11, 2021 at 9:45 PM

Reply to One Woman’s Mission to Rewrite Nazi History on Wikipedia by voxpoplar

reading her wikipedia page she posts all her greatest hits and man... people get real upset if you take their SS tank toys away. wonder why 🤔🤔🤔🤔

neku wrote on September 9, 2021 at 10:27 PM

Reply to comment by KeithPreDramamine in The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise ship ("seasteading") by oolong

pepsi points are probably more stable than crypto tbh

neku wrote on September 8, 2021 at 11:56 PM

Reply to The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise ship ("seasteading") by oolong

Last year, three cryptocurrency enthusiasts bought a cruise ship. They named it the Satoshi, and dreamed of starting a floating libertarian utopia. It didn’t work out

wild

Elwartowski and his girlfriend, Nadia Summergirl,

these people are too much.