if you look closely you can see the face of God

researchers said it may require the intervention of a heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder to free the user

wwwaaaaaaaaa

wait, irish subway bread is one tenth sugar? am i reading this right?

e: wait no it's one tenth of the flour. that said, bread is, as i understand it, mostly flour

i dont watch anime. what does this mean

it contains Sharp

what about this knife i found

on monday i had a Small Breakdown so now basically everyone at work knows i got brain ploblems which actually probably isnt surprising to anyone but ya know. the store manager who transferred here like three weeks ago was like Hey You Good Bruh so that's a cool first impression. he was nice about it though. since then i've bounced back pretty well though so thats neat. back to standard mood

im being completely earnest. like, trump, and by extension the republican party, uses all the power at their disposal in order to deliver for their base. could you imagine the democratic party doing anything impolitic or crass for you???

could you have ever imagined obama's executive branch wielding this much power?

when microsoft bought mojang and with it, minecraft, they paid $2.5bn. zenimax, therefore, is three minecrafts

wat da fack

The planet may be dying, but we live in a truly unparalleled age of content.

obviously authorial intent is what it is but until i looked this song up so i could post it i thought the lyrics were "willy plus michael" instead of "lily plus michael"; learning that kind of took the wind out of my sails. i thought the song was like, this powerful description of the angst and grief of a teenaged love for a closeted gay man who couldnt come out for you, who instead lived an inauthentic life marrying a woman and having children.

instead it's a story about straight love. it is what it is

what about bathrooms with separate toilets that dont have a bath

getting a little robert yang vibe from this for some reason?

did the internet help

we're all making fun of Sancho but i would die way faster in 1066

in two days time it will be Spwing :3

in the southern hemisphere only though. in the northern hemisphere it will be Faww :3

hitman is free on the egs as well https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/hitman/standard-edition?sessionInvalidated=true

it's fantastic

assuming mario is a human (debatable) do you think humans can go into pokeballs

i felt bad posting articles and stuff that wasnt fun or funny to killallgames. honestly there isnt much of a difference

gestures are annoying for me because i dont clutch my phone in two hands like an infant so if i want to do something other than flicking up/down i have to double fist it for a sec. that said idk what the alternative would be. fuck design

of course

references aside you should play a civilisation game. there are like thousands of real city names in those games

keep in mind that this man read nothing but halo books for a year so maybe his judgment is skewed