maybe this is showing my hand a little but something about the mattress on the floor life does speak to me? probably my yearning to return to the earth

fat old men sprinting across the fairway

sectarianism but for niche fetishes... we need more of this. balkanise fetlife

yeah... i do... 😭

sometimes i read these without realising what sub theyre in and i'm like "why what did i do ;-;"

that is the day my exams end! i would give it a shot but if the levelling is anything like rs itself i will Not persist because i can't do that shit any more

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/16/1231975533/navalny-rick-and-morty-flight-moscow-2021 op is embellishing but it's basically 100% factual, gods honest truth

do NOT split the vote. write in xi jinping this november

isnt it normal to have more pots than lids?? you can't be using a lid on every pot that youre using at the same time

okay :3 yay :3

hooray! someone to take advantage of <3

i'm a disgusting individual so if i didnt wash my sheets once a week both me and my room would give off a visible miasma

mmm predatory journal. has not undergone the proper peer review process. i will have to remove marks for improper referencing

neku. 2024. i hate having to cite my sources. just trust me dude — jstpst. Jstpst. https://jstpst.net/f/just_post/11485

my brother in law did this once and he kept saying shit like "its not even like real spicy they just put a bunch of cayenne or chili powder or something into a normal curry" like a sore loser. bro what do you think "spicy" is

i think any "series of posts with the homestuck act structure" would probably fall under "bit off too much"

*paul rudd in the tim and eric celery man skit voice* computer, give me "christmas is fascist"

also interested in "everyone is plural", "bad intersection", and "suicide subforum idea"

inside you all along

if half of your face was forehead you would have a footlong fringe too

it came to a head

hohaouhhahoho

forced masculinisation posts are SO funny theyre like "you are average american man you enjoy bad game Rune Scape"

well, it's the democratic guiding ethos: "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin." the same strategy that guided them to victory in 2016

big baby

i like pop music as long as it's not the pop music that most people like because i'm like that.

also ambient music because i'm SLEEPY

i feel like tmbg and john darnielle are the same genre. but i dont listen to tmbg