neku
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Reply to now that my dream of a Dave Strider Life Coach is possible and easily achievable, i don't even want it anymore by twovests
i dont think he'd be a good life coach
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Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
sodomy!! sodomy!!!!!
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Reply to thinking about getting rid of the red barrels in my driveway with the flame symbols on them by hollyhoppet
i think they add character to the neighborhood :)
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Reply to Your least favorite desserts GO! by Moonside
gulab jamun. it's too sweet
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in I'm brave. Try and scare me, and if you succeed, you'll win a prize by flabberghaster
oh shit... this guys good
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Reply to should i go to bed before 10pm by oolong
yes its so good
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Reply to comment by nitori in Can we make f/2hu a featured forum by nitori
yeah i dont know why that one is pinned either lol
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Reply to Can we make f/2hu a featured forum by nitori
it has 4 subscribers
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probably some sort of subscription service
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research by equine scientists
advanced horse girls... do not trust these freaks of nature
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Reply to What super power would you have? by 500poundsofnothing
in questions like these i always want to be like "oh i would have the coolest superpower to reflect what a cool motherfucker i am" but in reality, my superpower would probably be quite unremarkable if i had one. but i dont have a superpower, so im going to say i would have shapeshifting, because shapeshifting is cool and i could be whatever i wanted to be at any time
neku wrote
this sounds like a bad television programme
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i think they should do the volleyball on an ice rink and the ice hockey on the beach.
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we could just start posting ads pro bono. we already do it for juicero. subway eat fresh
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Reply to comment by devtesla in you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds. by 500poundsofnothing
in fact the reasons for her exposure... are pretty shameful!!
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:O what did you do
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Reply to I went on a nice hike today by flabberghaster
yeah!!!!
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Reply to comment by twovests in googled my real name to see if the internet has discovered me yet and theres vague related content out there... i don't like it by neku
appearing in front of a judge to explain why a 30 year old man is changing his name to Oprah Winfrey
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Blessing of Curse Protection upon you by flabberghaster
y-you too!! *pimp walks away*
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Reply to I Unleash Curses Upon Ye by 500poundsofnothing
honestly not much has changed for me here
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Reply to Blessing of Curse Protection upon you by flabberghaster
*stammering at the ticket counter* y-you too!!
*dashing away toward the accursed plains* oh my god why would you say "you too" back to the cleric who cast a blessing on you?? theyre not going to the accursed plains!!! you can never come back to this apothecary again
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Reply to My least favorite thing is some centrist pundit who styles themselves a bit of a progressive saying "so-called leftists are doing xyz." by flabberghaster
its nice that they just come out and say "i am constructing a straw man to argue with" outright
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Reply to comment by twovests in just learned something depressing about my flatmate by neku
he's just a kid (like 22 or something) so i'm sure when he gets an actual job and a girlfriend he'll realise that tapping on ads for pennies is a waste of his time. its just sort of bleak, but also funny