neku

neku wrote

Reply to What super power would you have? by 500poundsofnothing

in questions like these i always want to be like "oh i would have the coolest superpower to reflect what a cool motherfucker i am" but in reality, my superpower would probably be quite unremarkable if i had one. but i dont have a superpower, so im going to say i would have shapeshifting, because shapeshifting is cool and i could be whatever i wanted to be at any time

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neku wrote

Reply to Blessing of Curse Protection upon you by flabberghaster

*stammering at the ticket counter* y-you too!!

*dashing away toward the accursed plains* oh my god why would you say "you too" back to the cleric who cast a blessing on you?? theyre not going to the accursed plains!!! you can never come back to this apothecary again

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neku wrote

Reply to Braid Anniversary Edition has ‘sold like dog sh*t’, creator Jonathan Blow says | VGC by hollyhoppet

i dont want to be like "heh obviously 😏" but seeing this on sale i thought "does anybody really want this???"

braid was obviously prominent back in the days of xbla but it was not important enough to warrant a rerelease with 15 hours of commentary. i might say it only thrived because it was on a marketplace that was a: quite popular and b: only released like 2 games a week or something. times have changed so much since 2008!!! braid is not interesting in 2024!

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neku OP wrote

Reply to comment by twovests in its been like a week and nobody even cares that trump got his ear shot off lol. the future is so cool by neku

i havent been keeping track of this one but it doesnt make sense to me. we all saw blood on his face. how did it get there if he wasn't hit slightly? obviously it didnt do much damage, but still.

otoh hes probably been such a total drama queen like ohhh my eaaar 😭😭😭. hes probably so pissed that the national conversation moved on from his attempted assassination in 12 hours and is now shifting toward "actually did this guy even get hit at all". the most beleaguered man in america

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neku wrote

Reply to "Somebody that I Used to Know" Miku/Sponge (Animated) by hollyhoppet

in some of the more drawn out lines the nasally tones in the spongebob ai voice are like, damningly similar to those of a b-tier early 90s emo/math rock band vocalist

also i think that the original song is quite compelling so even though i was listening to spongebob ai voice i was like "damn bro i sympathise with you and understand why you feel wronged even though i dont think hatsune miku necessarily did anything wrong in this situation" before remembering that this is Somebody That I Used to Know Spongebob Squarepants Hatsune Miku Cover

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