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Reply to worlds best post censored by moderators becomes worlds greatest controversy. its title? "heh... by facts and logic... you must vote for joe biden" by twovests
usually i make myself vote democrat for the presidential election because a republican prez is slightly worse but man..... i don't think i can vote for genocide joe lol
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Reply to Unicode Crouton for You by emma
the fact that the first thing that comes up when you search the web for 🍞 is the wikipedia page for bread pleases me
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Reply to Oh ho ho, what is this? As someone who loves both lemons AND parties, I feel confident this "click" on the "world wide web" will be fruitful and joyous. by twovests
santa no!! don't click it!!
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Reply to comment by oolong in This Janet Jackson BASSLINE breaks laptops by hollyhoppet
that's right
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Reply to i love yyyy-mm-dd dates & 12-hour clocks, and i also hate unix timestamps. we exist. by emma
time formats were invented by big calendar to sell more clocks
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Reply to I am trying to remember a sentence that I *think* I remember from here/the fempire/the devtesla cinematic universe, although I'm not sure. It might qualify as a copypasta but I'm not sure of that either by toasthaste
i was hoping the sentence was going to be "doob wafuke it's friday" oh well
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Reply to henry "rest in piss" "bitch" kissinger by twovests
pissinger
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Reply to I think Mastodon is better than Bluesky, but everyone seems to be gravitating to bluesky unfortunately. by flabberghaster
we are but roving clans fated to drift from one imperfect social space to the next
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in congrats to just_post for 100 subscribers! i have unsubscribed in order to allow yet another person to hit that lucky 100 by twovests
well then i'm gonna create 220 alts so somebody can get 420
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Reply to the koopa (bah!) by ___
mmm this is good
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Reply to play Pseudoregalia by voxpoplar
ooh gourard shading. classic
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in we have a presidential election in a year so get ready to hear your favorite leftists reveal their south park roots by twovests
it's aaaall coming together now
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in we have a presidential election in a year so get ready to hear your favorite leftists reveal their south park roots by twovests
I DIDNT KNOW YOU'RE THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SRSLY omg lol
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Reply to im the greatest gamer in the world. by neku
i don't think i've ever actually won one of those lol
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i'll confer with the board of directors
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the only solution i've found for stuff like this is to open the enclosure and either crush the diode or snip the wires connecting it, which isn't ideal
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Reply to Omegle's dead. by anethum
it was an pretty cool experiment that felt like it hearkened back to the internet of the late 90s but yeah someone probably could have gotten pretty hurt by it lol. or has
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Reply to I wish that I could, be like the posters, cuz the posters, they seem to get it. by flabberghaster
but fg, you are one of the posters
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Reply to My car-free Cities: Skylines 2 dream inevitably devolved into a cruel endurance test by voxpoplar
11km isn't actually that far, honestly. I've walked farther than that to get home, also at 3am, after secretly spending the night in the library I worked at with a lover.
amazing flex tbh
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Reply to why does my hairbrush smell like shoe polish by ___
probably hair/bristle/factory oils stagnating. washing it will probably help
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Reply to yo momma like a skateboard by twovests
now that you're an adult you are legally allowed to seek vengeance
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Reply to i made my therapist cry by Seirdy
congratulations you're cured now
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Reply to comment by twovests in I truly believe that Go is the worst popular modern language. by flabberghaster
You have to explicitly pass and handle your own error stack
this is gross lol
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in worlds best post censored by moderators becomes worlds greatest controversy. its title? "heh... by facts and logic... you must vote for joe biden" by twovests
not that it'll make much of a difference but still