the first funny joke i ever made. rooted in sexism, very gross, yes, but this was the first time i ingratiated myself to my peers with raunchy, irreverent, edgy humor
the sixth grade i think it was
i made people Laugh
i made someone laugh when i said "yo momma like a skateboard... the neighborhood rides her all day long without protection"
honestly that could've been split into at least three different "yo momma like a skateboard" jokes. i also did not understand that people do not generally share their skateboards but hey
but then
i heard it again after the weekend
on the bus, a little bit ahead,
someone, so popular, so very funny, took my joke and REPEATED IT. STOLE it...
i was a little angry but then i dropped it, because like, who cares, we're middleschoolers
it's just a yo momma joke
anyways the point of this story, is i imagine everyone who works at the RIAA has a story like this, but haven't let it go
hollyhoppet wrote
now that you're an adult you are legally allowed to seek vengeance