flabberghaster wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Reply to comment by voxpoplar in she got salt on my peter ... :( by I_got_killed_one_time

Woah hey watch where you're going I have all these flint flakes here

flabberghaster wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Thinking about a new type of evil forum, what should we call it? by 500poundsofnothing

No! I can do better! Gimme a bit!

flabberghaster wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to Thinking about a new type of evil forum, what should we call it? by 500poundsofnothing

we should call it uhhhhhh..... The bad post zonr

flabberghaster wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:38 AM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Hey it's me the pink yoshi, just wanted to touch base and see how everyone is doing by 500poundsofnothing

i prefer if you don't; maybe you could put me in your mouth and then spit out a shell and watch it bounce around instead?

flabberghaster wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:17 AM (edited on February 24, 2023 at 5:17 AM)

Reply to Hey it's me the pink yoshi, just wanted to touch base and see how everyone is doing by 500poundsofnothing

Oh hey pink yoshi, it's me, a koopa troopa. Mario just came past and I do NOT get paid enough to interfere, so I just kept walking back and forth and he ran past.

flabberghaster wrote on February 22, 2023 at 5:16 AM

Reply to *takes a long drag of a cigarette* yes. metal slide in the new playground. yes... up side facing east south east... *laughs evilly* by twovests

Stone henge, but it's a disappointing community park

flabberghaster wrote on February 22, 2023 at 1:00 AM

Reply to i post maybe 10% of my posts and they're usually the worst ones by twovests

The other 90% must be bangers

flabberghaster wrote on February 21, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to in 2025, stackoverflow will oust the moderators that made their community hostile to newcomers. the former mods will buy a small internet forum called jstpst.net and begin locking posts that are "juicero-based" and "aren't good fits for a site where you just post" by emma

Linking to crouton.net will be disabled entirely by a code change to postmill.

flabberghaster wrote on February 18, 2023 at 8:35 AM

Reply to nik l nips is a horrible candy by twovests

It's like gushers, if they were invented in 1834

flabberghaster wrote on February 16, 2023 at 12:46 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in SILLY LEVELS CRITICAL. time to get silly by twovests

🤪!!

flabberghaster wrote on February 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in SILLY LEVELS CRITICAL. time to get silly by twovests

OK here it comes

flabberghaster wrote on February 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in SILLY LEVELS CRITICAL. time to get silly by twovests

Get ready for silly mode

flabberghaster wrote on February 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM

Reply to SILLY LEVELS CRITICAL. time to get silly by twovests

I'm gonna do it

flabberghaster wrote on February 12, 2023 at 9:00 AM

Reply to you know how people would say, "haha i keep thinking 10 years ago is the 90s", but in reality, the 90s were 20 years ago? in reality, the 90s were 30 years ago by twovests

Time should stop marching on. It needs to wait for this man.

flabberghaster wrote on February 7, 2023 at 7:09 PM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Thinking about going to the park today by 500poundsofnothing

❤

flabberghaster wrote on February 7, 2023 at 4:12 PM

Reply to Thinking about going to the park today by 500poundsofnothing

I missed when you posted this. Is it too late for a pine cone?

flabberghaster wrote on February 7, 2023 at 3:44 PM

Reply to back in the newgrounds day i was a child. on the "submit game" page, i did not know what a "flash file" was, but i did dutifully fill in the name and the description. (describing an intricate rpg about raising yoshis.) couldnt submit the form because "flash file" was required. by twovests

Yeah I wanna play your PnP RPG about yoshis

flabberghaster wrote on February 7, 2023 at 3:43 PM

Reply to i deleted a spam post instead of croutoning it by hollyhoppet

I feel like as the rate of spam increases it will regrettably become the only sustainable option.

flabberghaster

flabberghaster wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:33 PM

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flabberghaster wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Fuck computers

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flabberghaster wrote on February 21, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Star Trek: Picard review (cw for spoilers and discussion of depictions of medical procedures on screen)

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The rat pack of spam posts

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flabberghaster wrote on February 7, 2023 at 3:43 PM

Civ5 really puts the heck in hexagon.

It's mind boggling to me that before we pumped oil out of the ground, we just killed whales for their oil.