april fool

What the hell!

If you roast the beans you're ruining the rich flavors. Our ancestors didn't use fire for a reason.

I think we could all use a little more blasphemy in our lives

They could use hydrofluoric acid and do both at the same time.

You keep rejecting my pull request that makes the letter g automatically insert a random link to something on giphy and post it. You have only yourself to blame.

I thought this was a real post about another city without drinkable water.

Remember when the tea water was 'ard?

It's a different major wrestling promotion, not the main one owned by Vince McMahon which is notoriously awful and run by a notoriously awful man.

The main thing it has is it's a new, semi major promotion that isn't WWE, at least so far.

Benned

Minnesota is good, it only gets smoky from the west coast fires like, one day out of five years.

Few know this but cave wall paintings were the demotivational posters of their era.

I saw someone had a "This machine plays folk music" on their gun and thought it was pretty clever.

Which boy? Why can't he have another thread? We must help him.

Switcheruicero

Yeah, if someone tells a group of men like, "well, boys, what are we doing tonight" it feels weird unless the one saying it is very close with the group. And for myself I feel way too uncomfortable to call a group of women "girls" it just feels so weird and wrong to me.

I used to like working in the rain too as long as it wasn't too cold. Not all the time but it was kind of fun

Oh that's kinda surprising that that's good too, I would expect it to be not nearly sweet enough to work as a donut but I guess if you have toppings and stuff it could make sense.

Last I checked the website which was like a year ago, they were asking for almost thirty bucks for a large pizza. Wtf

And the pizza is trash anyway.

They say not to deep fry your frozen Turkey but I think if you put it in an air frier it's probably fine

That's diabolical!

Biscuit as in like cookie dough?