emma

emma wrote on May 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in A former US president has been found guilty on all 34 felony accounts. Legal experts are saying this sets a new precedent that might DESTROY Christianity in America. Want to learn more? Bing "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information by twovests

Trump was farting and shitting and falling asleep in the court room?

the courtroom sketch artists better have captured this

emma wrote on May 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM

Reply to i installed windows 11 iot enterprise ltsc and it has been so smooth-sailing that i'm a bit annoyed by anethum

so i looked into the iot/embedded pricing, and a legit copy seems incredibly cheap? but you also have to 'apply for a CLA', after which microsoft will review your application and then presumably make you sign some paper in blood, so i'm not gonna do that.

i would download a pirated copy of enterprise and activate it using my totally legit list of product keys that does not belong to a friend's former employer, but i'm scared it's gonna be compromised. i guess i'll just keep doing the second best thing, and run 10 pro with updates blocked.

emma wrote on May 30, 2024 at 9:15 AM

Reply to Takeaways from the Google Cloud Warehouse API documentation leak by Seirdy

seirdy.two

emma wrote on May 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM

Reply to work is trying to make me do LLM stuff by hollyhoppet

you have a rare opportunity to create some real value for shareholders here. no other company would think to make some crappy shit that's just three chatgpts in a trench coat.

emma wrote on May 28, 2024 at 9:07 AM

Reply to I bought so much fresh produce and actually ended up using it, instead of my usual "buy some celery and then throw it out in two weeks because it's moldy" strat by flabberghaster

what's your secret

emma wrote on May 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM

Reply to people should be more scared of glass. movie characters with uncompleted arcs should have their absence felt through the film after they jump through a window. so that we can teach people that glass is dangerous. (cw: death discussion) by twovests

did john mcclane write this

emma wrote on May 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM

Reply to If forums are so great how come there's no fivums? by flabberghaster

this joke only works in british english, where they're called fourums

emma wrote on May 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM

Reply to It’s called Happy Easter Xbox because you take one look at it and rejoice in the risen Christ by voxpoplar

happy 10,000th post xbox

emma wrote on May 20, 2024 at 10:42 AM

Reply to comment by neku in if bitcoin were any good there would be butchcoin. think about it by twovests

we simply haven't discovered the right celebrity and/or meme to put on the bitcoins yet. i think we should try "cybertruckcoin" next. #wgmi

emma wrote on May 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM

Reply to Wii Sports Resort Golf ASS% Speedrun in 1:51 (WR) by hollyhoppet

for those confused by this, see the assmann thread

emma wrote on May 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM

Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Buy NORCO by devtesla

is this one of those "political disagreements with strangers" i hear are so beneficial?

emma wrote on May 7, 2024 at 12:55 PM

Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence

this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie

emma wrote on May 3, 2024 at 8:06 AM

Reply to i deserve read-write access to the database by flabberghaster

the ceo of my workplace once told me this, and within hours the production database was gone

emma wrote on May 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM

Reply to keep thinking of good posts on the toilet but i'm not logged in on my phone and i don't remember my password by Alessia

move your pc to the bathroom

emma wrote on April 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM

Reply to Dolphin Progress Report Tenth Anniversary Special: February, March, and April 2024 by voxpoplar

Bisecting the issue, he traced it back to 5.0-20048, his own change!

don't you hate it when the scooby doo reveal backfires on you?

emma wrote on April 27, 2024 at 12:47 PM (edited on April 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM)

Reply to helix is my new favorite editor by twovests

not neovim

well i'm sold on it

too bad it doesn't run on my eee pc, though

emma wrote on April 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM

Reply to comment by ___ in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___

i knew i'd be questioned about this. so exactly two years and one day ago, i secured photographic evidence of this, to prove i'm not a nutter.

emma wrote on April 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___

what's with those disclaimers they have, about how using their kitchen products to consume liquids could rot your teeth or whatever? sketchy company.

emma wrote on April 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM

Reply to iPhone users, the Delta emulator (good Nintendo emulator) is on the app store. This might be temporary, so grab it now, fuck Nintendo by twovests

if this doesn't support the popular 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse, then i will lose my shit and microwave all my iDevices

emma OP wrote on April 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma

i have uploaded one (1) crap