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hate when that happens

dope

does it make korok juice?

It runs 32-bit applications just fine. It's not the lack of a native 32-bit version, which is what they stopped making, that I'm fussed about.

this is going away in many operating systems

which ones

ok

so

has anyone tried making one of these in tears of the kingdom yet?

i have no creativity, but apparently you can build a fucking gundam or an eva or whatever, so it makes sense you could build a juicero, too

i have pretty poor vision, so they'd fleece me in getting those corrective zeiss inserts or whatever. so unfortunately, i won't be able to join the rest of you in *skims through article* having a virtual mickey mouse running around me.

i'm sure this one performative gesture will reinvigorate mac gaming after they killed 32-bit support, deprecated opengl, and made their own graphics thing instead of adopting vulkan

me after taco night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBIsuGfUNM

ok i tried it with my raspberry pi 1 on a circa 2001 28" panasonic crt telly.

i made a mistake and used raspbian without X, so i couldn't actually make inputs to the game. but it wouldn't have mattered, because the update rate while it played the demo was slow as shit, about 3 fps like the person on github got on their modern tv. i forgot to actually check if the pi's cpu was maxed out or not, but i suspect it's a limitation of the teletext decoding circuitry, which is probably the exact same as used on modern tvs. unfortunately i have no other tvs to test with, so that's gonna be that.

ok fine i'll try it

such a defeatist attitude. do, or do not—there is no 'try'.

who the fuck is pete buttigreg

i'm hoping to move away from here before another one goes

well that's boring

seven days left of what?

you may joke, but you'll just be peeling back the layers to reveal more horror

It was actually a google doc, but essentially the same problems had they used excel. Like merging cells across rows so I can't reorder the rows without getting blank cells.

In fact being on google docs made it worse, because they kept changing the list while i was trying to keep track of things on it

the end users are people who have no choice but to use this shit