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Reply to Photo hosting places by flabberghaster
i fixed the issues with cdn hosting some time ago, so that could be a viable alternative if postmill is upgraded here.
emma wrote
Reply to Crappy poo year by flabberghaster
i feel this. it hasn't even been a day into 2023, and i've already breathed in plastic fumes by accidentally placing a pot of creme fraiche on a hot, ceramic stove while making lasagne
emma wrote
anyone else reading this in 2023
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Reply to comment by Moonside in I have a chore to do before midnight. I'll come back when I have got it done. by Moonside
proud of u
emma wrote
Reply to The Gentleman's Motorcycle Club by EmersonK331
Shame you have such exclusionary policies. I would like to discuss motorcycles, but I am not a gentleman; I am a crouton.
emma wrote
Reply to [banned lol] Carbon Fiber Car Parts by exoticcargear
Carbon fibres are bad for aerodynamics and longevity. I'll be boycotting your company until you make car parts out of crouton.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in How to Groom Your Cat by ZeusBlue03
that's so sad. here's the world's smallest crouton:
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emma wrote
Reply to How to Groom Your Cat by ZeusBlue03
tl;dr: with your tongue
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Reply to comment by twovests in you are funnier and more interesting than you think! by hollyhoppet
i predict the 2023 post will be the last of the golden era of new years posts. the 2024 post will be met with mixed reactions by critics, with new york times reviewer Dave Tessler proclaiming it 'unfunnier and less interesting than we think'. this decline in quality will last until the 2027 post, which is widely acclaimed as a new standard for posts everywhere.
emma wrote
Reply to Raspberry pi hired a cop 😔 by flabberghaster
hey, now that's unfair. UK police do important surveillance work, such as fathering children with the animal rights activists they are spying on for some reason.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in If light is just electromagnetic waves, and color is just different frequencies of light, and we can make radio waves at arbitrary frequencies, why can't we create visible light of arbitrary pure colors? by flabberghaster
This is what a laser does, through "stimulated emission" (i am not joking, that is what it's called) of electromagnetic radiation!
lasers are jizzing light bulbs. got it.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in How many postmills exist? by flabberghaster
fool. that is clearly just a subforum masquerading as a less subby forum.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in How many postmills exist? by flabberghaster
if jstpst is so great, why isn't there a jstpst 2
emma wrote
Reply to How many postmills exist? by flabberghaster
there's quite a number of people who've asked for help setting up postmill in the matrix channel, and i've seen a few blog posts that also discuss setting it up. so it's possible there's quite a few, but since there's no telemetry or phoning home, idk
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Reply to fans of most nintendo games: "The remake better not change ANYTHING." meanwhile, fans of Super Mario Sunshine: "Please change or remove this part, this part, this part, this part, and this part. This part especially." by twovests
hello, yes please change the water cannon to be an ink cannon, and also change mario to be a squid. thank you.
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emma wrote
Reply to I really enjoy that we're probably the only people other than the CEO who remember juicero by Dogmantra
i think the workers ordered by doug evans to go around chasing bugs in the office might also remember juicero
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the t is for twovests
and the other t is also for twovests
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in im a tech bro and i hate diversity and inclusion! grrrr! haha hey rust looks pretty good. why am i hearing about it just now in 2022? wow i love how good the documentation is. wow EVERYONE who works on rust is trans? by twovests
i've known this person for years, and it is my belief that they do not
i'm joking about not learning anything new, though. when i get sick of current projects, and i feel i can stomach learning new tooling, i will take the time to learn rust
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Reply to comment by neku in Florida Man found spamming small community website by hollyhoppet
it's that kind of steel mill