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emma wrote
i will no longer participate in mocking the juicero. in pressing every bit of humour out of it, i've become what i swore to destroy: a juicero
emma wrote
Reply to comment by voxpoplar in what if t-rexes didn't really have arms like that and archaeologists actually just put the wrong bones on by hollyhoppet
honestly kinda glad they went extinct. seagulls are bad enough, would hate to be harassed by flying t-rexes when i walk to the shop.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by noammitski in unnecessary javascript sn't just a hauty web-design hangup, it's a literal low-level human rights issue, and i'm not joking!!!. (Read this good blog post) by twovests
happy that i can access vital services, like motherfuckingwebsite dot com, on my wii
emma wrote
video games need to look like sonic 2
emma wrote
Postmill already has it. Unfortunately it relies on either local file hosting or an S3 compatible store, the latter of which has performance issues that I just can't find the motivation to fix, and so it's not suitable for a site served from an ephemeral filesystem like this one.
emma wrote
I do not see slide #11, nor the ten that precede it.
emma wrote
Reply to We as a society need to come to a common understanding on short names for motorcycles and bicycles. by flabberghaster
honestly thought this thread was gonna be about whether it's cool or not to give names like Paul to a bike
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in made an app to get the juice by emma
you might also like the interview the juicero guy did with vice.
(content warning for silicon valley dipshittery)
made an app to get the juice
emma wrote
Reply to what if the moon was normal by devtesla
boo
emma wrote
Reply to Yuzu Progress Report February 2021 by Hexocytic
i appreciate these. wish i was as good at generating excitement for the things i've developed.
emma wrote
Reply to Appreciation post 2k21! by flabberghaster
i appreciate the website of the supplier that makes the frozen supermarket brand pizzas i buy. the pizza loading indicator, the cheese that gets stretched as you scroll down... all just A+.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "Shutting down" the IRC channels by hollyhoppet
i was joking about joining years from now on, like if i had any interest in the irc bridge i would have already used it, but i guess that came across poorly. sorry.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "Shutting down" the IRC channels by hollyhoppet
i lied. irc sucks and im never using it again.
emma wrote
Reply to "Shutting down" the IRC channels by hollyhoppet
that sucks. i was planning to join them a year or two from now.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in does windows still use those terrible backslashes by default in paths? by flabberghaster
:: is the T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM operator, used for accessing static class members. \ is the namespace separator.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in does windows still use those terrible backslashes by default in paths? by flabberghaster
the solution here is to meet in the middle and use | as a path separator
emma wrote
you should look up the php namespace separator one day
emma wrote
Reply to comment by voxpoplar in please appreciate my new OC by hollyhoppet
gonku.
emma OP wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by neku in i slid on the wet supermarket floor, and a can of beans fell out of my basket and rolled under the shelf in the taco section while i attempted to chase it down by emma
my arm was a bit sore after due to the weight of the basket, but i didn't fall or otherwise hurt myself. i'm sure that can is going to end up in an "EATING 50 yEAR OLD BEANS" video or something.
emma wrote
Reply to new streaming service by voxpoplar
Couldn't find Rochelle, Rochelle on there. It does such a good job of imitating Netflix that it lacks every single title I'm interested in, just like the real thing.