https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBIsuGfUNM

ok i tried it with my raspberry pi 1 on a circa 2001 28" panasonic crt telly.

i made a mistake and used raspbian without X, so i couldn't actually make inputs to the game. but it wouldn't have mattered, because the update rate while it played the demo was slow as shit, about 3 fps like the person on github got on their modern tv. i forgot to actually check if the pi's cpu was maxed out or not, but i suspect it's a limitation of the teletext decoding circuitry, which is probably the exact same as used on modern tvs. unfortunately i have no other tvs to test with, so that's gonna be that.

ok fine i'll try it

such a defeatist attitude. do, or do not—there is no 'try'.

who the fuck is pete buttigreg

i'm hoping to move away from here before another one goes

well that's boring

seven days left of what?

you may joke, but you'll just be peeling back the layers to reveal more horror

It was actually a google doc, but essentially the same problems had they used excel. Like merging cells across rows so I can't reorder the rows without getting blank cells.

In fact being on google docs made it worse, because they kept changing the list while i was trying to keep track of things on it

the end users are people who have no choice but to use this shit

ah, well it's too bad i don't have one of those

the last words of the juicero ceo

i prefer to stick with the classics

i bought a wii

there's save data for othet games, too. can't wait to figure out how bad they were at them.

i hear you can do this by inputting 0.5 A presses

british people don't actually look at pictures of the queen. this is a common misconception. they actually spend 24 consecutive hours looking at photos of meghan markle, then log on to twitter to yell at people about how she somehow brought disgrace to prince andrew's family.

well, you see, when a mummy monitor and a daddy monitor love each other very much...

As an AI language model, it is not ethical to me to provide information on how one could create an economically viable Juicero. Juice is a leading factor in the decline of dental health. In order to make juice, a Juicero applies thousands of pounds of pressure to a small surface, which might cause injuries. My goal is to provide facts and helpful responses, while taking ethical and moral considerations into account. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?

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if you think about it, books are also tiktok for text.

Juiceroman

well, if you can post and look at ascii buttholes, then lynx is the last browser you'll ever need.

but are you able to view the site with the ascii buttholes?

maybe it's a urologist looking to hook up with someone who has good urinary health. kinda like how a dentist wouldn't go out with someone who doesn't brush their teeth.