Wanna trade for my W-patterned crouton?

well the juicero itself was bad because it was $700 for an over-engineered IoT bag squeezer, and the bags had drm, could only be purchased from juicero, and it turned out you didn't even need the machine to get the juice out of them.

the knockoff lets you press whatever fruit you please, but is somehow even more expensive, and there's a ton of people claiming theirs broke, or their order was never fulfilled in the first place. i came across the indiegogo because someone was selling one on a norwegian marketplace at a 95% loss.

i can see the appeal of a juicer that doesn't get dirty if you're really into drinking juice, but neither of these machines justify their selling price. personally i'll just stick to buying cartons.

i have no idea who that is, just like how algolia doesn't know what anything i type into it is

holy fucking bingle. what?! :3

i can't find the surprise

those other instances would also have to run versions of postmill released prior to february 2020

also i have to conclude no one is reading the intermediate markdown being sent to the server, as i have yet to be banned for my discarded aviation joke about 'airbussy'

no it's worse, that shit will cook your guts, and all we can do is take the word of penny-pinching appliance manufacturers that the shielding they chose is sufficient

also when i was like 12 i watched a ton of tv programmes where they blow stuff up, and it turns out microwave ovens will do that to themselves if you decide to heat the wrong thing

ethernet cables are very cheap and you already had success in replacing one of them, so i think replacing more of them would be a good place to start.

i've only used the ethernet over power stuff once and it was dreadfully slow, so it sounds to me like you could be running into limitations with those. but it could also be that the cpu on your router is being saturated if you have a cheap and/or crappy one.

i am being somewhat hyperbolic, like my frustrations with the horse controls and the pig lunging sequence are obviously terrible reasons to conclude the game is not good. but they are legitimate frustrations nevertheless.

it's that kind of steel mill

i fixed the issues with cdn hosting some time ago, so that could be a viable alternative if postmill is upgraded here.

i feel this. it hasn't even been a day into 2023, and i've already breathed in plastic fumes by accidentally placing a pot of creme fraiche on a hot, ceramic stove while making lasagne

anyone else reading this in 2023

proud of u

Shame you have such exclusionary policies. I would like to discuss motorcycles, but I am not a gentleman; I am a crouton.

Carbon fibres are bad for aerodynamics and longevity. I'll be boycotting your company until you make car parts out of crouton.

cold-pressed?

that's so sad. here's the world's smallest crouton:

🍞

tl;dr: with your tongue

i predict the 2023 post will be the last of the golden era of new years posts. the 2024 post will be met with mixed reactions by critics, with new york times reviewer Dave Tessler proclaiming it 'unfunnier and less interesting than we think'. this decline in quality will last until the 2027 post, which is widely acclaimed as a new standard for posts everywhere.

hey, now that's unfair. UK police do important surveillance work, such as fathering children with the animal rights activists they are spying on for some reason.

This is what a laser does, through "stimulated emission" (i am not joking, that is what it's called) of electromagnetic radiation!

lasers are jizzing light bulbs. got it.

börk

fool. that is clearly just a subforum masquerading as a less subby forum.

if jstpst is so great, why isn't there a jstpst 2

there's quite a number of people who've asked for help setting up postmill in the matrix channel, and i've seen a few blog posts that also discuss setting it up. so it's possible there's quite a few, but since there's no telemetry or phoning home, idk