Shame you have such exclusionary policies. I would like to discuss motorcycles, but I am not a gentleman; I am a crouton.

Carbon fibres are bad for aerodynamics and longevity. I'll be boycotting your company until you make car parts out of crouton.

cold-pressed?

that's so sad. here's the world's smallest crouton:

🍞

tl;dr: with your tongue

i predict the 2023 post will be the last of the golden era of new years posts. the 2024 post will be met with mixed reactions by critics, with new york times reviewer Dave Tessler proclaiming it 'unfunnier and less interesting than we think'. this decline in quality will last until the 2027 post, which is widely acclaimed as a new standard for posts everywhere.

hey, now that's unfair. UK police do important surveillance work, such as fathering children with the animal rights activists they are spying on for some reason.

This is what a laser does, through "stimulated emission" (i am not joking, that is what it's called) of electromagnetic radiation!

lasers are jizzing light bulbs. got it.

börk

fool. that is clearly just a subforum masquerading as a less subby forum.

if jstpst is so great, why isn't there a jstpst 2

there's quite a number of people who've asked for help setting up postmill in the matrix channel, and i've seen a few blog posts that also discuss setting it up. so it's possible there's quite a few, but since there's no telemetry or phoning home, idk

hello, yes please change the water cannon to be an ink cannon, and also change mario to be a squid. thank you.

i think the workers ordered by doug evans to go around chasing bugs in the office might also remember juicero

the t is for twovests

and the other t is also for twovests

i've known this person for years, and it is my belief that they do not

i'm joking about not learning anything new, though. when i get sick of current projects, and i feel i can stomach learning new tooling, i will take the time to learn rust

every time i tell someone 'rust sure is popular with every other tran, maybe i should learn it', they tell me i've fallen victim to queer-baiting

so to be safe, i will simply strive to learn nothing

never heard of any county called macOS

you lot have pressed all the juice out of these citrus jokes, and at this point im only pretending to understand them

Apparently someone discovered their vape did a little more than just charge using this feature, so i think overall it's good but unnecessary for most people

they'll have to call it JAANG soon

jstpst/amazon/apple/netflix/google

i'll let you know if i see an open position for backseat developer

sand is so rough, uwu
it gets everywhere >~<

nope

Yeah, this is the gist of it. They came with a bunch of recommendations on how to improve performance, but hadn't actually run the code at all. I won't go into too much detail, but the recommendations were sketchy at best.

I was also named specifically, in an email that went to several of my colleagues, as not caring about quality control because I tend to commit additional fixes after opening a pull request, but before merging. Coincidentally, this person works for one of those companies that can't for the life of them find developers despite high revenue.