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Submitted by cute_spider in vote_satan
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I try to be a reddit spider but I assume I come across as a reddit toad
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Reply to Purchase yourself a set of scrubs. Clothing meant for healthcare workers are comfortable, durable, gender-neutral, and have tons of pockets. by twovests
Make sure to buy green scrubs!!
Submitted by cute_spider in just_post (edited )
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Reply to important nintendo news by 500poundsofnothing
hehehe
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Reply to comment by rain in if you combined shepherd's pie and spotted dick, you'd get spotted pie by emma
i don't know how to respond to either question
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Reply to important nintendo news by devtesla
nintendo have no idea what they're doing :(
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Reply to Thursgender Transday by Jenheadjen
MMmmm maybe I should be a woman this thursday
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what do you do with the remaining shepherd's dick?
Submitted by cute_spider in killallgames (edited )
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Reply to 2025 will be the year they make Quibi 2 by Jenheadjen
I think they nailed it with the first one, dunno why they'd make a sequel
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Reply to Microbe Monday - god save me by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
Feel well soon!
This makes me wonder if / when we'll get a virus that really really likes bucketloads of mucus. Or is mucus just so gross and useless that it can't be taken advantage of?
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I always thought jstpst doesn't ban nearly enough people for nearly arbitrary enough reasons
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Reply to Microbe Monday: There is a Hole in the Antarctic Ice; Tainted Blood Flows From the Desolate & Wounded Earth by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
How do all these microbes get their energy tho? Do they have this pocket of sulpher and they're just slowly oxidizing it for energy?
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Reply to Vegetarian Pho by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
You're not pronouncing that correctly, it's pronounced Phở. 🤓
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This post is four days old ARE YOU ALREADY GONE??
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Reply to balatro warning: this game is not fun if you don't already know how to play poker by twovests
The poker boom was a period between 2003 and 2006, so I am pretty sure it was late high-school / early college.
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Reply to comment by opossumchampagne in There are old possums, and there are bold possums, but there are no old bold possums. by cute_spider
U bold or r u old??
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in You want to help your uncle set off fireworks with his cigarette by 500poundsofnothing
I haven't given transitioning a go so I can't speak authoritatively, but I strongly believe I would still be irresponsible with fireworks if I were fem
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I don't need to be masculine to be irresponsible with fireworks!!
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oooooh meme food!
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Those cyanobacteria caused one of the biggest extinction events ever, didn't they?
Gosh it is wild to be reminded that humanity still hasn't had the greatest effect on Earth yet
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in When will The Post be posted? by oneviolence
sorry i missed the deadline by not working on the post at all :(
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Reply to Prediction by cute_spider
(This post was originally conceived as a joke but then I realized that's just Starship Troopers so I went ahead and added the bugs)