yea sure thing!

I mean I imagine we both think we're annoying together so we can go with that, as long as we admit that we're more annoying in our heads and more funny and interesting than we realize in reality!

I generally think of you as the quintessencal poster, you make looking at just post every day worth the while.

Spiders are cursed to identify other spiders and dislike them for no good reason. For instance, when I identify somebody who I perceive as too similar to me I immediately start to become annoyed with them. It's like that online and offline and is one of the defining characteristics when I self-identify as a spider.

toads are cool they live in swamps and eat everything and don't jump as good as their reputation suggests. sometimes they are battletoads.

The kernel of the idea is that they're gonna take things down and not replace them, and they're gonna remove birthright but not bother to replace that, and for a week we'll all be like, "oh hey babies are getting born to generational American families but they're NOT CITIZENS" and then we'll get used to the concept.

But I guess that isn't a joke in the end.

So I added bugs.

(This post was originally conceived as a joke but then I realized that's just Starship Troopers so I went ahead and added the bugs)

I try to be a reddit spider but I assume I come across as a reddit toad

Make sure to buy green scrubs!!

hehehe

i don't know how to respond to either question

nintendo have no idea what they're doing :(

MMmmm maybe I should be a woman this thursday

what do you do with the remaining shepherd's dick?

I think they nailed it with the first one, dunno why they'd make a sequel

Feel well soon!

This makes me wonder if / when we'll get a virus that really really likes bucketloads of mucus. Or is mucus just so gross and useless that it can't be taken advantage of?

I always thought jstpst doesn't ban nearly enough people for nearly arbitrary enough reasons

How do all these microbes get their energy tho? Do they have this pocket of sulpher and they're just slowly oxidizing it for energy?

You're not pronouncing that correctly, it's pronounced Phở. 🤓

This post is four days old ARE YOU ALREADY GONE??

The poker boom was a period between 2003 and 2006, so I am pretty sure it was late high-school / early college.

U bold or r u old??

I haven't given transitioning a go so I can't speak authoritatively, but I strongly believe I would still be irresponsible with fireworks if I were fem

I don't need to be masculine to be irresponsible with fireworks!!

oooooh meme food!

Those cyanobacteria caused one of the biggest extinction events ever, didn't they?

Gosh it is wild to be reminded that humanity still hasn't had the greatest effect on Earth yet