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Reply to does jstpst have any meme numbers? by twovests
2
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Reply to is it the weekend yet [Aa] by oolong
no but when she comes next time she'll be XL
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Reply to MRW i see a /u/FlabberGhaster post by oneviolence
they poured their soul out for that post damn
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Reply to comment by nitori in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
that makes sense. I'll make sure to post all my compromising stuff on my raddle
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Reply to comment by oolong in MODERATOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Banning CSS is now Banned, so /f/shitredditsays will now use the worst available CSS. by cute_spider
im kinda getting used to it
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Reply to comment by twovests in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
clap
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Reply to Don't you think it's interesting that cheese is the waste product of bacteria eating milk? So in a way if you eat cheese you're eating a germ's shit. by flabberghaster
I mean sure,
but when you eat an apple that's like eating a tree's dong.
Eating germ poop is basically the human experience
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Reply to Gross admission by flabberghaster
Getting my life together, you know?
YES.
Keeping a clean house corresponds directly timeline-wise when I started to make irl friends*, being able to keep a stable job, and generally getting my own life together.
For me, it was year 26 that I hit sloppy and gross rock bottom. I hired a maid for an afternoon to help me get back to "reasonable". She and I threw out so much junk and cleaned so hard that I was able to say, "never again!" She was the professional help that I needed at that time.
Do you like candles? I love a quietly burning candle in a freshly cleaned space :3
I'm really happy for you to have been bitten by the cleaning bug!
*previously, I had internet friends and my sister's friends. now I have my own irl friends that my sister doesn't even know!
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Chiken sammich by oneviolence
i dont want such specific info about myself out there on the internet
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Reply to Chiken sammich by oneviolence
same
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Reply to comment by oolong in unrelated to any statement i've previously made, would you eat coffee grounds? by oolong
I'll let you know whether I sleep tonight!!
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Reply to comment by oolong in unrelated to any statement i've previously made, would you eat coffee grounds? by oolong
I have some coffee grounds right here bud, how much you want me to eat?
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Not unprompted but if you were willing to dare me....
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Reply to i'm quitting my job by hollyhoppet
Aw fuck, good luck!
cute_spider wrote (edited )
no problem. let's hit it, then go for about two more minutes, and then you attempt it again but I'm gonna pivot into a stun dog millionaire for the one-two-oooh-so-close
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Reply to comment by anethum in Im performing a Spinning Sitout Piledriver on _YOU_!! by oneviolence
I provide most of the rotational force, actually. I need you to provide the lift, and then I'm gonna kick off with my right leg and you're going to pivot on your left heel, then I'm going to put my head between your legs while you make sure that the landing spot is clear, then you pretty much sit yr butt down!
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Reply to wow... to whomever did this... thank u by emma
Grats! I also won money from the Israeli genocide, but it was just a $8 prize so I bought a sandwich
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Reply to comment by twovests in i would actually donate to actblue if it weren't for the deluge of spam i would receive by twovests
Are you able to donate 10$, 20$, or even 250$ to Kamala Harris today? With your help, we will make Homestuck Zero, the prequel series to the Webcomic that we Americans built together. This is My Promise To You.
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Reply to i would actually donate to actblue if it weren't for the deluge of spam i would receive by twovests
I am Barack Obama, and this is My Promise To You.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in hey, random question - why have we based the functioning of our entire world on almost entirely unregulated and highly vulnerable technology? by neku
I was gonna say sales.
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in Did the 1930's Gangster ever manage to take over Just Post? by cute_spider
It depends on what the meaning of the word "gooning" is.
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Did the 1930's Gangster ever manage to take over Just Post? by cute_spider
I would like to know, that is why I am asking clearly and directly.
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Reply to [Minecraft Post] I host a minecraft server for me and my friends :) and you are my friends! Message me with your minecraft username for the URL! by twovests
is this a java thing or a bedrock thing?
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Reply to if you're celebrating labour day today i'm gonna get you [Aa] by oolong
u gonna get me?