I was going to say "billy hatcher and the giant egg" but ngl on reflection that name slaps

it's a 5d chess move by the owners of crouton.net

it happened to purple.com, it could happen to anyone :(

Angola Maldives is also the name of T-rex's spy character in the hit online comic dinosaur comics.

obligatory link to the bill bailey version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc9xLvrV_Zw

there was a time in my life where you could reduce me to such fits of laughter that I would cry simply by saying the words "soggy cat"

I really like John Wick. I also quite liked the spinoff Hotel Artemis. I love action movies though, and I also love Keanu Reeves. I think calling the fight scenes "pretty good" is an understatement though! One of the things that makes John Wick work so well is that imo the fight scenes have a sense of place and a sense of actual real physicality that's missing from a lot of modern action movies. It's no The Matrix, but the choreography is pretty excellent imo!

a professional quote maker, that is

you should be

GONK: A Star Wars Story

and tomorrow it will be just post sunday

it's just post saturday

gay as hell to have nipples imo

I guess it's basically the same thing as the kool aid pods, but maybe squash/cordial? Get some with no added sugar/sugar free of course.

voting//i'm upvoting

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Remember Assassins Creed 1? Remember Metroid Prime 2? Remember Smash Bros 3 (Brawl?) Remember Halo 4? Remember V for Vendetta? That wasn't even a game, it was just a good movie

Remember king kong? Remember Ferris Bueller? Remember War Games and Back to the Future?

unironically that would rule

They also refer to a man from Brussels, and while it may be located in Belgium and not Germany, German is an official language of Belgium.

I think every post should have some comment ideas for if we're stuck what to say

throw the stone, maurice

that was a much much better joke than mine, wish I'd thought of it

and yes you're right, I mark the slow decline of TF2 as beginning with the WAR! update personally