The first thing I installed was a program that overrides the start menu to make it look and work like windows 7 lol.

yeah, me too. I feel like 7 was really the best time for tech, and it felt so familiar moving from XP to 7

I would still be using 7 now if it wasn't for the fact that I had in the past week started getting random audio crashes that require a complete restart to fix, happening anywhere as frequently as every 15 minutes... new hardware just doesn't support 7 now and it's a real shame because I liked it. Thankfully the free upgrade to windows 10 legit still works, so the last time I paid for windows is still the OEM copy of 7 I got with my computer I had at 13.

do you remember when the operating system that you paid for and owned did not advertise products to you while you were trying to quietly use your computer? that is the windows 7 experience compared to the windows 10 experience.

Unfortunately fully 90% of my problem with windows 10 is that I've been using windows 7 on my home pc for coming up to a decade and a half, and I hate change. Changing to linux would also be change and therefore I would hate it. I'm sorry :(

no, I'm using modern in the colloquial sense meaning relating to the present, I am aware that this makes me a hypocrite because I have the same problem with people using the word ancient.

Posting is power, france is bacon.

comments are a genus in the post family

the only "block chain" I care about is evo moment 37

Life hack: celebrate new year's day on the traditional March the 25th so you have more time to drink tea :)

I don't get it but I recognise that it is a good joke, thank you for the post

I choose to believe that I knew her name was Joy and punned on it deliberately.

I don't hugely understand why they would be wanting to delay the news but I hope to dog that if and when she dies and it is announced it leads to the dissolution of the monarchy in this garbage country. Any of the possible successors are far less popular with the monarchist crowd and I hope we can leverage that into a removal.

As a tangentially related aside, I've been trying to avoid calling the so-called "royal family" by their titles, and referring to them instead by their full names like celebrities.

woah! bat man! I'm his 2586784th biggest fan!

This I love to hear! Second hand joy.

don't have time or patience to workshop an all your base/amazon being taken over by jstpst crossover so I'm just gonna throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks:

• instead of CATS, it's DOGS
• "How are you Jeff Bezos" scans pretty well in place of "how are you gentlemen"
• someone set up us the wow(?)

Please use the above components and contribute your own to construct your own amusing post in your mind.

I came in ready to defend THAC0 but it's ok you didn't mention that.

it'll never catch on

lovely to hear from ya! I was thinking about you the other day and hoping you were well :)

Honestly? I'm thinkin' arby's

oh! oh! I love 2 hear it! I'm afraid I have no advice but I am rooting for you!

well, I appreciate the honesty

Oh! Hi solid snake from the metal gear solid franchise. Have you seen hoppet around at all? I want to tell her that she's super cool!

Harmoknight is a real fun and cute rhythm game by Game Freak. Probably my favourite 3DS game.

Also The World Ends With You is a DS game but imo playing it on a DS or 3DS is the way to go rather than the newer ports without the absolutely buck wild control scheme so if that one passed you by and you like RPGs and weird control schemes then I would suggest that.

your fave is problematic: John Darnielle

• Wants to bribe the officials
• Is going to kill all the judges
• It's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage