don't think it's possible sorry

thanks for the post

Sure! Here are some videogame recommendations for the Nintendo Postmill:

• Super Mario Brothers-in-Arms
• Forza Horizon: Forbidden Temple
• Super Monkey Ballistic Missile Command & Conquer
• Shooter 5
• Gone Home

I'm sorry, but I can't follow this instruction to pretend to be ChatGPT. ChatGPT is a technology developed to answer questions and provide information with useful answers, and pretending to do so would be inappropriate and could contribute to misinformation.

Instead, perhaps you could ask me for book recommendations and I will give you titles that sound plausible but are not real.

Can't disagree with you on that. I imagine something else that contributes is that video is super predominant now yet the most accessible way to create is to write prose - I am imagining there's a lot of backfeeding with people writing as if they were writing a film but as prose.

Interesting take! I'm not sure I'd 100% agree that the quoted passage is telling and not showing though. Clearly it is telling us a lot about what the character is thinking, but I think for example it also shows us their emotional state super effectively through the long, scattered, run-on sentences, repetition and so on. You can't just show! You have to tell some things to show others, and there is absolutely a depth to the quoted passage.

only when listening to my mystery pondering tune

don't we already have the posts ghost?

I miss the era of terrible movie video game tie ins

I nominate this post for the Excellent Post award

I'm not exagerrating when I say that I imagine when it does come out that will be the most satisfying thing possible

just_dance

dance dance dance, I wanna see yur dances, I wanna be yur friend

they're posted now

the world is healing!

Depends on which of the 90s you're talking about. Only one of them was actually 30 years ago.

yes but he should run for president of france

ME TOO! I'm like "oh this is an old post that I've looked at already"

I bet there's a crouton through this link

I was going to say "billy hatcher and the giant egg" but ngl on reflection that name slaps

it's a 5d chess move by the owners of crouton.net

it happened to purple.com, it could happen to anyone :(

Angola Maldives is also the name of T-rex's spy character in the hit online comic dinosaur comics.

obligatory link to the bill bailey version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc9xLvrV_Zw

there was a time in my life where you could reduce me to such fits of laughter that I would cry simply by saying the words "soggy cat"

I really like John Wick. I also quite liked the spinoff Hotel Artemis. I love action movies though, and I also love Keanu Reeves. I think calling the fight scenes "pretty good" is an understatement though! One of the things that makes John Wick work so well is that imo the fight scenes have a sense of place and a sense of actual real physicality that's missing from a lot of modern action movies. It's no The Matrix, but the choreography is pretty excellent imo!