i havent been keeping track of this one but it doesnt make sense to me. we all saw blood on his face. how did it get there if he wasn't hit slightly? obviously it didnt do much damage, but still.

otoh hes probably been such a total drama queen like ohhh my eaaar 😭😭😭. hes probably so pissed that the national conversation moved on from his attempted assassination in 12 hours and is now shifting toward "actually did this guy even get hit at all". the most beleaguered man in america

i think it's very funny that "he wasn't actually hit" started as something conspiratorial but now seems to be literally the case

that's intermission 2

you can tell that this is a "wishful thinking" fiction because the bot runs an electron app and somehow manages to not fucking melt right then and there

you are extremely not silly. it was looking real bad for a while. like biden basically had abandoned even the pretense of caring about his constituents.

i would say i'm not optimistic but i'm less pessimistic. expectations are still rock bottom though lol

I am also a little more optimistic, though it should be noted that historically Israel has had more material consequences for their actions than they have had over the past year. The rhetoric has changed, but they're still doing whatever they want.

20 year patents and its consequences

"well we can make a killing if we charge $42,000, but what if we added a cheeky lil $250 on top of that"

He looks like a guy renowned for giant pumpkins.

Sowwee

They said don't look it up! So I didn't want to spoil it for anyone else who also might have forgotten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't ed milliband so I can only assume it was david milliband instead

yeah i shouldnt overstate it lol. i do hope he has some visible deformity though because it would drive him fucking insane. a crack in his perfect visage 😭

smh the liberal media is constantly downplaying white on white crime. its funny that you can fail to kill donald trump and get the same amount of media coverage as a less successful school shooting would

thanks for rot13ing spoilers for the 2016 presidential election i havent watched it yet. i'm still on the 2010 midterms

If it had been any kind of POC, a trans person, an immigrant, or anyone even vaguely left of center it'd be a different story I think. But it was just some vaguely conservative school shooter coded guy so there's no hay to be made by them going apeshit over this one.

sugarcane

1. same reaction lol, none of the violent movs i expected happened. makes me feel optimistic about november and even january

2. his ear didn't even get shot off, he barely bled, and i hear only losers get shot anyways

tim kaine in the membrane!!!

tim kaine baby!!! if he doesnt get your motor running for a democratic blowout, who will???? obviously she had to pick a centrist VP to triangulate and appeal to all the centrist voters who didn't appreciate hillary's centrist credentials

i think it was bernies anders

some boring old white dude is all i remember

I can; i don't want to spoil it but:

Gvz Xnvar va gur Zrzoenar

done

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