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twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
:;'(((( why ar ee yo u so m ean t mo to m e. ...
i am j ust ju sdt a little guy .. and i ha ve truama.... i just want to ride in the train...
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
I know they did. And you know they did. God Bless America
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by missingno in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Hey man, I already gave you two thousand bucks! And you don't even need to give it back. Re-elect me this November and maybe we'll see about an extra five!
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
I should be asking, who are YOU, citizen? Ha ha ha.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by Ruby in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
When Corn Pop died in 2016, that left me with a lot of questions. I lived longer than the man who I thought might make my life end. II had spent so much of my life banging my straight razors against the curb, keepin them in rain barrels, y'know.
Well, I don't have any rusty razors any longer. And I have no idea what a jpeg is. I'm an American for Chrissake.
What I do have is gatorade. God Bless America.
missingno wrote
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
can I borrow five bucks
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
my dude like, what the fuck? how can you fuck up so bad?
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Do you think Jedi ever write Sithy Hypno stories on their little holocrons?
Ruby wrote (edited )
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
what do you have to say to the allegations that you've developed a dependency on the Mysterious Orange Drink
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Haha! Nice try. Those are the United Mexican States, or, Los Estados Unidos de Mexico. I'm not president of that yet. :)
oolong wrote
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
wow, the united states of mexico?
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by anethum in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Ho ho ho! Only if you donate $40 to my campaign rally!
anethum wrote
Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
can you use your last good punch on me? it might bring me some release
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by Emily in Does anyone have a US election prediction tracker? I want to spend the next five months being very stressed and anxious by twovests
they released it during the downtime!! im fucked!!
Emily wrote
Reply to Does anyone have a US election prediction tracker? I want to spend the next five months being very stressed and anxious by twovests
isnt that just what 538 does?
Emily wrote
Reply to Reopening Vote Satan with an upgrade to the political alignment chart: the political alignment cube by devtesla
a z axis no one can argue with
neku wrote
Reply to Is the Biden Campaign Running on False Hope? [Custom headline by me: Democrat Puts his Fingers in his Ears and Yells "LA LA LA LA LA"] by hollyhoppet
Hopium Chronicles
just shoot me
I’m ending the interview. I’m ending the interview because what you’re doing is ridiculous.
this fucking crybaby jesus christ. if this is who works for the democrats no wonder they lose so fucking hard.
hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to Is the Biden Campaign Running on False Hope? [Custom headline by me: Democrat Puts his Fingers in his Ears and Yells "LA LA LA LA LA"] by hollyhoppet
I can't believe the fucking NEW YORKER feels more left leaning than the democratic party these days.
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
post updated to be extra funney
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
this but unironically a little bit
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
Friendship is fascist because friends are an in group contrasted against the outgroup of non friends (/s)
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
yes but what else will i do on christmas if not view everything through a lens if moral absolution
i also have to say my post isn't as funny as i intended in retrospect so im gonna try to rework it
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
the image of biden saying "i'm just a little guy" will haunt me the rest of my days