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neku wrote

who are you

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twovests OP wrote

I should be asking, who are YOU, citizen? Ha ha ha.

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oolong wrote

wow, the united states of mexico?

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twovests OP wrote

Haha! Nice try. Those are the United Mexican States, or, Los Estados Unidos de Mexico. I'm not president of that yet. :)

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Jenheadjen wrote (edited )

what do you have to say to the allegations that you've developed a dependency on the Mysterious Orange Drink

https://i.imgur.com/yIWDwTp.jpeg

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twovests OP wrote

When Corn Pop died in 2016, that left me with a lot of questions. I lived longer than the man who I thought might make my life end. II had spent so much of my life banging my straight razors against the curb, keepin them in rain barrels, y'know.

Well, I don't have any rusty razors any longer. And I have no idea what a jpeg is. I'm an American for Chrissake.

What I do have is gatorade. God Bless America.

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flabberghaster wrote

Do you think Jedi ever write Sithy Hypno stories on their little holocrons?

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twovests OP wrote

I know they did. And you know they did. God Bless America

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hollyhoppet wrote

my dude like, what the fuck? how can you fuck up so bad?

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twovests OP wrote

:;'(((( why ar ee yo u so m ean t mo to m e. ...

i am j ust ju sdt a little guy .. and i ha ve truama.... i just want to ride in the train...

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hollyhoppet wrote

the image of biden saying "i'm just a little guy" will haunt me the rest of my days

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missingno wrote

can I borrow five bucks

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twovests OP wrote

Hey man, I already gave you two thousand bucks! And you don't even need to give it back. Re-elect me this November and maybe we'll see about an extra five!

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anethum wrote

can you use your last good punch on me? it might bring me some release

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twovests OP wrote

Ho ho ho! Only if you donate $40 to my campaign rally!

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