you voted for Cheeto Benito because the DNC platform didn't address the suffering of straight white men Submitted by cowloom on November 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM 1 comment 2
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video) youtu.be Submitted by twovests on November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM No comments 2
"you're so strong and your armour is so pointy, they'll let you on the next raid against those prissy elves for sure" Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM No comments 4
American Chopper is now your favorite tv show Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM No comments 4
You're not allowed to converse with children. If you do, their parents will see you as a potential predator Submitted by cowloom on October 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM 1 comment 4
You're walking down the street. A man behind you is walking faster and starts whistling, so you know he's there, out of self consciousness of being perceived as a threat. Take your T, shed your skin, and you too can whistle self consciously at night. Submitted by twovests on October 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM 1 comment 4
you have sciatica pain multiple times a day, but you won't go see a doctor Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM No comments 5
you are unable to ask for directions Submitted by hollyhoppet on October 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM (edited on October 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM) 4 comments 5
correction to my previous post: keep posting orced_masculinization Submitted by twovests on October 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM 1 comment 5
You hate having a bedframe! Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM 3 comments 5
Get a Suit Jacket, it doesn't have to fit, wear it with jeans and sneakers. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM 1 comment 5
"You are not daddy's little princess. You want to dig a hole at the beach. YOu want to slam miller lites and dig a hole in the sand with your broskis." Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM No comments 6
your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM 1 comment 6
you're going to pee standing up without lifting up the toilet seat Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM 1 comment 6
You think using conditioner in your hair is immasculating, and forget about skin moisturizer. Submitted by flabberghaster on October 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM 1 comment 6
you have the magical power of being able to speak without being interrupted Submitted by cowloom on October 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM 2 comments 6
I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. Submitted by twovests on October 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM 10 comments 6
You're favorite movie is all of quentin tarantino's filmography Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on November 11, 2024 at 1:39 AM No comments 6
you are average american man you enjoy bad game Rune Scape Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM 1 comment 7
you thinking wearing doctor pepper branded hawaiian shirts in public is a good idea. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM 1 comment 7
you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:47 PM 2 comments 7
you want to use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM 2 comments 7
You drink beer (you do not like beer) Submitted by cute_spider on October 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM 3 comments 7
In your 60s, you will believe, in earnest, that you can repeat Louis CK lines and draw a laugh from your extended family. Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM (edited on October 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM) No comments 7
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video)
obey your urges