3 screens, 4d, 5 colours

its gonna have video games

https://imgur.com/a/VMzpr

It's $700, has no buttons, and gets rid of cartridges in favour of produce packs

If you make your parents install parental control for Switch you can use it to make naughty calls.

It might lay eggs,

So I actually do work at Nintendo, and I actually am in fifth grade, and the next pokemon game is going to be a souls-like

I heard they're gonna add a chip that detects pirated games and makes the whole thing go up in flames like a galaxy note 7

it'll have an HD smell feature

wish this were me

It's spint

If uses Nintendo's VPN by default so you can bypass school network filters.

it will ship with a stylus, it will have two screens, and it will have hotel dusk for the nintendo ds