I don't hugely understand why they would be wanting to delay the news but I hope to dog that if and when she dies and it is announced it leads to the dissolution of the monarchy in this garbage country. Any of the possible successors are far less popular with the monarchist crowd and I hope we can leverage that into a removal.

As a tangentially related aside, I've been trying to avoid calling the so-called "royal family" by their titles, and referring to them instead by their full names like celebrities.

cannot be true, as i am still here

that sounds like a good idea but i gotta say i don't actually know her full name and i feel like that';s even better

my understanding is they wouldn't want to do this before chirstmas because of stores, and also some stock date, and also she wants to get the platinum queen jubilee badge??

nothing good happens so shes probably just busy going through her sixth heart transplant or something

I think she's probably just in a coma or something

her name is lizzy the mouldy old bitch who is dead

i love it

the queen has entered a "new phase" of her life, not unlike RoboCop,

I am hopeful

The royal family is such that I am in favor of its abolition in principle and in practice I'd rather treat them like they were already gone.

yeah