I would prefer a beet, thanks.

A Misato Rose comes flying at your face, as the sweet, non spicy radish is hurled toward you from across the room

Sounds like you're a person who knows exactly what they'd like to be pelted with, that's admirable!

i hope it’s one that’s good for tacos

petitioning for an oddish

hit me with your worst

A high velocity Diakon comes flying at you at high speeds, obliterating you both.

Dozens and dozens of watermelon radishes relentlessly being hurled in your direction all day until midnight

Malaga violet incoming!

Straight up i would prefer not knowing. I wouldnt like it to happen

OK well I won't pelt you then but I know exactly what kind I'd use, in my head.

oh noooooo

i will not fall for this blatant attempt at comment farming

fiiiiiiiiiine i just dont want to be left out

Putting you in the stocks and letting all the villagers grab a handful of spoiled radishes left over from the previous winter and toss them wetly them at you.

Heads up! Champion radish hits the window next to you, startling the crap out if you but bouncing off harmlessly.

fyi this is what it sounds like when a REAL CHAMPION hits the window next to me