I've been thinking that we the people deserve some fun little heresies, as a treat, and where better to source an anti-pope than right here? Step right up and submit your dossier:

Biography: Please submit a Sims-reenactment of your most recent heretical act.
Essay question: which is your favorite death from Name of the Rose and why? Explain your reasoning through references to one of the following: Naruto, your high school Spanish textbook, or any of Tarkovsky's films.
Multiple choice: the essence of God is (a) a cancer with unknown etiology (b) truth (c) the Cambrian explosion (d) lacking (e) strontium
Short answer: where should the papal headquarters be located? If choosing a location not on Earth, please provide a brief justification.
True/False: Please affirm or deny the following statement: "I am the true pope."

All materials should be uploaded to a long-dead forum of your choice. Voting will happen in the reviews section of the Internet Archive's upload of the Twilight Zone episode "The Passersby."

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devtesla wrote on May 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM

#24,990

I'm gay

twovests wrote on May 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM

#24,991

I don't know what a Sims is... I bet our Pope didn't either.
Believe it or not, I haven't seen Naruto, I didn't have highschool Spanish, and I thought Tarkovsky made music. I think most Popes could say so. Now, Undertale on the other hand?
The essence of God is lacking, I think
The papal headerquarters should be located in Washington D.C., United States, and established by force.
I am the True Pope