Recent comments in /f/DoFap
twovests wrote (edited )
hey, this is post 8008 and nobody appreciated it
well
i appreciate it
neku wrote
he just says that because he thinks thats what youre supposed to say after jacking it for a while. when he does cum he's like "dude what the fuck is this"
neku wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
i was crankin my hog in my dreams when you posted this
emma wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie
twovests wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
judging by the timestamp i may have been grinding beans manually at this time, which is a rhythmic hand motion.... just like jorking it
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
each week has various time-based masturbatory challenges, with more than one ninja warrior part
neku wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
yes boss 🫡
oolong wrote
Reply to comment by neku in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
just keep jacking
neku wrote
twovests wrote
Reply to Poem for f/DoFap by oneviolence
shakespeare resigned
oneviolence wrote
Reply to having troubles getting myself to jack off because i keep thinking that it'd be funny if i get myself sexually frustrated by anethum
What makes You think youre good enough to think about me when youre touching yourself?
twovests wrote
Reply to having troubles getting myself to jack off because i keep thinking that it'd be funny if i get myself sexually frustrated by anethum
this is why dofap is the true nofap movement. by making it into a chore
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by anethum in "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/6i4od6/the_classic_jo_crystal/
just a guy on craigslist who has a crystal he charges through a group jackoff sesh
i have a crystal specifically because of this good post
anethum wrote
Reply to "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests
what if i ask you to explain yourself. would you write a 1,500-word explainer on "craiglist jackoff necklace guy". what if i ask nicely
twovests wrote
Reply to SHould I do the important tasks I have been putting off for weeks or should I jalckoff? by 500poundsofnothing
jacker voice: im off
twovests wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
12:01 AM and im bustin
Dogmantra wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
getting into walnuts lately, perhaps I will sieze the opportunity
neku wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
we can finally bust it... The Nut
nitori wrote
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
butted a gust
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by neku in just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
DoFap queen 🫡
neku wrote (edited )
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
one time my mum used "busted a nut" to mean "busted a gut" and i said "mum that means something different" and she paused and was like "... i know"
anethum wrote
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
gutted a bust
anethum wrote
Reply to Clonking it by 500poundsofnothing
clank clunk