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emma wrote
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to "Jack me off when September ends", or, how I went three weeks without masturbating and accidentally ran into what Osama Bin Laden called an "extreme case" by twovests
That's awesome . Thank you . Never stop posting . You wouldn't have gotten this out of me in a confessional box, but dont ever stop posting .
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twovests wrote
Reply to Considering........ A Jorking Sesh..... by oneviolence
you gotta do it at least three times a day
oneviolence OP wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
thanks!
cowloom wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
Sounds like Kant needed to rub one out
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
The categorical imperative states that if something is good to do it's something everyone should do all the time. If you straight up schlonked it all the time everywhere that'd be bad because what if you were driving? You might crash your car!
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
Where do you think you are buddy. Nut up or shut up
emma wrote
Hope you're having a good time
flabberghaster wrote
disgraceful!
twovests wrote
Reply to hackin' it n' slashin' it by anethum
gauntlet dark legacy hours
nomorepie wrote
Reply to After ten years of Microsoft Edge, we're happy to reveal the next generation of internet browsing: Microsoft Cum by twovests
im still explorin...
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to After ten years of Microsoft Edge, we're happy to reveal the next generation of internet browsing: Microsoft Cum by twovests
installing firefox as a microsoft denial
twovests wrote
Reply to Clonking it by 500poundsofnothing
i'm so happy to hear this
anethum wrote
Reply to Clonking it by 500poundsofnothing
clank clunk
twovests wrote (edited )
hey, this is post 8008 and nobody appreciated it
well
i appreciate it
neku wrote
he just says that because he thinks thats what youre supposed to say after jacking it for a while. when he does cum he's like "dude what the fuck is this"
neku wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
i was crankin my hog in my dreams when you posted this
emma wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie
twovests wrote
Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
judging by the timestamp i may have been grinding beans manually at this time, which is a rhythmic hand motion.... just like jorking it
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
each week has various time-based masturbatory challenges, with more than one ninja warrior part
neku wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
yes boss 🫡
oolong wrote
Reply to comment by neku in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
just keep jacking
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in "Jack me off when September ends", or, how I went three weeks without masturbating and accidentally ran into what Osama Bin Laden called an "extreme case" by twovests
i have a thousand unposted posts. but only now did i have a good title for it