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Jenheadjen OP wrote
Reply to comment by voxpoplar in they call me the Penits Jorker by Jenheadjen
;^)
nomorepie wrote
Reply to they call me the Penits Jorker by Jenheadjen
Jen it's porker
voxpoplar wrote
Reply to they call me the Penits Jorker by Jenheadjen
I don’t. Explain.
neku wrote
Reply to You know it. by 500poundsofnothing
november is finally over... now i can continue to masturbate whenever i want
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to You know it. by 500poundsofnothing
Yessss, im yankful for my penis and nuts !!!
oneviolence OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in MFW imma JORK IT by oneviolence
How dare you expose my Secrets.
twovests wrote
Reply to MFW imma JORK IT by oneviolence
good use of the ""GNU's Not Unix" Image Manipulation Program"
oneviolence wrote
Reply to "Jack me off when September ends", or, how I went three weeks without masturbating and accidentally ran into what Osama Bin Laden called an "extreme case" by twovests
Incredible. Brave. Outstanding.
Thank you for this Post.
twovests wrote
you can claim the world record for "furthest distance ejaculated" if you do it from high up. first person to jack off from the space needle goes straight to the front page of the guinness world records. but also to jail. food for thought #feminism
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in "Jack me off when September ends", or, how I went three weeks without masturbating and accidentally ran into what Osama Bin Laden called an "extreme case" by twovests
i have a thousand unposted posts. but only now did i have a good title for it
emma wrote
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to "Jack me off when September ends", or, how I went three weeks without masturbating and accidentally ran into what Osama Bin Laden called an "extreme case" by twovests
That's awesome . Thank you . Never stop posting . You wouldn't have gotten this out of me in a confessional box, but dont ever stop posting .
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twovests wrote
Reply to Considering........ A Jorking Sesh..... by oneviolence
you gotta do it at least three times a day
oneviolence OP wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
thanks!
cowloom wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
Sounds like Kant needed to rub one out
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
The categorical imperative states that if something is good to do it's something everyone should do all the time. If you straight up schlonked it all the time everywhere that'd be bad because what if you were driving? You might crash your car!
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Just shclonking, straight up,, on my winkle!! by oneviolence
Where do you think you are buddy. Nut up or shut up
emma wrote
Hope you're having a good time
flabberghaster wrote
disgraceful!
twovests wrote
Reply to hackin' it n' slashin' it by anethum
gauntlet dark legacy hours
nomorepie wrote
Reply to After ten years of Microsoft Edge, we're happy to reveal the next generation of internet browsing: Microsoft Cum by twovests
im still explorin...
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to After ten years of Microsoft Edge, we're happy to reveal the next generation of internet browsing: Microsoft Cum by twovests
installing firefox as a microsoft denial
twovests wrote
Reply to Clonking it by 500poundsofnothing
i'm so happy to hear this
neku wrote
Reply to If im being honest........... by oneviolence
godspeed