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twovests wrote
Reply to Poem for f/DoFap by oneviolence
shakespeare resigned
oneviolence wrote
Reply to having troubles getting myself to jack off because i keep thinking that it'd be funny if i get myself sexually frustrated by anethum
What makes You think youre good enough to think about me when youre touching yourself?
twovests wrote
Reply to having troubles getting myself to jack off because i keep thinking that it'd be funny if i get myself sexually frustrated by anethum
this is why dofap is the true nofap movement. by making it into a chore
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by anethum in "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/6i4od6/the_classic_jo_crystal/
just a guy on craigslist who has a crystal he charges through a group jackoff sesh
i have a crystal specifically because of this good post
anethum wrote
Reply to "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests
what if i ask you to explain yourself. would you write a 1,500-word explainer on "craiglist jackoff necklace guy". what if i ask nicely
twovests wrote
Reply to SHould I do the important tasks I have been putting off for weeks or should I jalckoff? by 500poundsofnothing
jacker voice: im off
twovests wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
12:01 AM and im bustin
Dogmantra wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
getting into walnuts lately, perhaps I will sieze the opportunity
neku wrote
Reply to Nut November by anethum
we can finally bust it... The Nut
nitori wrote
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
butted a gust
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by neku in just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
DoFap queen 🫡
neku wrote (edited )
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
one time my mum used "busted a nut" to mean "busted a gut" and i said "mum that means something different" and she paused and was like "... i know"
anethum wrote
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
gutted a bust
emma wrote
Reply to just busted a gut by 500poundsofnothing
i don't know what that means, but it sounds bad and you probably shouldn't do it
neku wrote
Reply to its gone. by I_got_killed_one_time
:(
twovests wrote
it didnt work for me :(
twovests wrote
Reply to its gone. by I_got_killed_one_time
do it again
neku wrote
wow cool. for me it makes me cum
devtesla wrote
I'm concerned
neku wrote
i think it would feel good to have your spine fall out
twovests wrote
Reply to Unpopular opinion: AI art is the greatest victory the DoFap movement has seen this year by Moonside
you joke but i feel like we're a week or two away from having a Stable-Diffusion powered Photoshop titty brush that imagines boobs everywhere in a single brushstroke
neku wrote
Reply to Unpopular opinion: AI art is the greatest victory the DoFap movement has seen this year by Moonside
i guess its great if you have a fetish for ladies with eight fingers
neku wrote
Reply to From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests
how do you win