Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" Submitted by twovests on October 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM in just_post 5 comments 5
decorating exactly like it is christmas time but for 9/11 Submitted by twovests on October 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM in just_post No comments 6
You're walking down the street. A man behind you is walking faster and starts whistling, so you know he's there, out of self consciousness of being perceived as a threat. Take your T, shed your skin, and you too can whistle self consciously at night. Submitted by twovests on October 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM in orced_masculinization 1 comment 4
An unruined Thanksgiving is fertile ground. Plant your seed like it's your post, warrior, and claim your victory. Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM in orced_masculinization (edited on October 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM) No comments 8
In your 60s, you will believe, in earnest, that you can repeat Louis CK lines and draw a laugh from your extended family. Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM in orced_masculinization (edited on October 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM) No comments 7
"Brighter Shores", new MMO by the Gower brothers, releasing November 6th Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM in killallgames 5 comments 4
open source is communism. marxists want to make all of reality like open source. which would be very good, but also, Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM in just_post 2 comments 5
Climbing a mountain with my friend Xbox Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM in hiking No comments 5
Yulia Navalnaya, wife of Alexei Navalny: My husband was watching his favorite episode of Rick and Morty, "Pickle Rick", when he was poisoned with a nerve agent Submitted by twovests on October 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM in vote_satan 3 comments 5
a stake can kill a vampire. you know what else a stake is called? Submitted by twovests on October 22, 2024 at 4:00 AM in just_post 3 comments 8
missed connection: you had a clearly hand-made and very large "JUST VOTE" sign on your lawn. Submitted by twovests on October 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM in just_post 2 comments 6
can't decide whether to write in hillary clinton or joe biden Submitted by twovests on October 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM in vote_satan 8 comments 6
these uncommitted stats don't matter right uncommittedmovement.com Submitted by twovests on October 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM in vote_satan No comments 2
joker 2 review Submitted by twovests on October 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM in just_post (edited on October 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM) No comments 6
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. This is a post about testosterone. Submitted by twovests on October 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM in orced_masculinization No comments 8
Neku loves citing sources Submitted by twovests on October 18, 2024 at 12:04 PM in just_post 3 comments 7
nancy pelosi tulpa: "joe biden grew up before refrigeration was widespread. when he takes you out for ice cream? that means he's real proud of ya." thank you nancy pelosi tulpa Submitted by twovests on October 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM in just_post (edited on October 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM) No comments 3
unposted posts Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM in just_post (edited on October 17, 2024 at 11:46 PM) 4 comments 3
i loooove having millions of liquid crystals, coerced by captured lightning, to obscure this pane of pure light. each shadow is a sigil, and baby, i'm crafting incantations of a millions of these runes. Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM in just_post (edited on October 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM) 9 comments 7
"you're so strong and your armour is so pointy, they'll let you on the next raid against those prissy elves for sure" Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM in orced_masculinization No comments 4
"You are not daddy's little princess. You want to dig a hole at the beach. YOu want to slam miller lites and dig a hole in the sand with your broskis." Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM in orced_masculinization No comments 6
Worldbuilding: A world covered in ancient beings called "trees" which extract energy from the skies above and earth below, concentrating the energy into colorful living objects called "fruits"? You could squeeze these beings for their liquid essence. And, for a nominal fee and monthly subscription, Submitted by twovests on October 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM in just_post 1 comment 8
went on a nice walk at a state park. so much pine needle. i am a bit jokerified though Submitted by twovests on October 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM in just_walk 4 comments 7
can someone explain Submitted by twovests on October 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM in vote_satan (edited on October 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM) 4 comments 5