twovests

twovests OP wrote

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a friend of mine got deep into dermatology and said i should treat myself to moisturizing my skin

some brandname cream i forget, plus a mixture of jojoba and coconut oil

but i also found the oil to work well with shaving cream, too. and so, in the course of performing step 1, i had discovered step 5

what came to pass was the best bowel movement of my life

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twovests wrote

this is why i want to be an architect so bad... i want to take over architecture and make it a rule of law that every new building must have adequate bathroom ratios. at least 5 bathrooms, and 2 bathrooms to each bed. i want world economies to plummet as our populations drop. i want us to lose the mass of people necessary to maintain knowledge. to learn, to remember, and to pass on. i want a world where we live alone, a plethora of places to pee and poop, impoverished of the great riches we once had... i want to look at the skies to see what was and what never could again be

also, in case u work for videogames: i think a character select screen being a room which connects to five other bathrooms would be cool for a kickstarter game inspired by Donkey Kong 64. (that idea's free)

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