thumb: bleach; pointer: filtered water; middle: vinegar; ring: sunscreen; pinkie: premium unleaded gasoline

creating chlorine gas everytime i do the thumb & middle finger mudra (￣▽￣)b <-- that's bleach

the dentist told me i had gingivitis and i was actually shocked so i don't think i'm a good judge here (TдT)

her tiny desk concert is very good

beverage posting to breach the tea coffee schism??

but you're still awake at 4 am

thank you! you helped me solve a crossword clue: "TV show whose episode titles are formatted like file names"

mmm spearmint

like catan changing its name doesn't make it less about being a settler

we moved him to a farm upstate

not much, you?

(this is a multi level joke comment wherein what's sup is elided into what's up. sup is a verb and the superior way to spell soup. ask me what's updog)

you mean sup?

(this is a multi level joke comment combining sup, the verb, and sup, the superior way to spell soup. ask me what's sup)

non-american here but i've downloaded libby before and they let you access some libraries without a card/proof of us address

i never understood this back then because i'd never had quesadillas or sour cream until recently but i'd risk it all for crema it's true

i'm haunted by visions

hope they get the tide pods people involved