oolong

oolong wrote on May 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM

Reply to The bigwigs down in silicon valley who maintain this web site should use their VC funding to implement fractional upvotes by flabberghaster

i thought this said functional and questioned if it was possible to deliver

oolong wrote on May 6, 2024 at 6:33 PM

Reply to :3 by twovests

(o・ω・o)

oolong OP wrote on May 3, 2024 at 4:43 PM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in hotlink by oolong

it's good food

oolong wrote on May 2, 2024 at 3:40 AM

Reply to comment by neku in From the makers of American Idol, "The King of Jacking". Twenty four compete, but who will come out and grasp the title of King? by twovests

just keep jacking

oolong wrote on April 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM

Reply to SETTLING THE TOMATO DEBATE [CW: YAOI DEATH] by twovests

haha, beef tomato

oolong wrote on April 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM

Reply to Peeled grapes? Wet spaghetti? Who cares? Give your family a Halloween to remember with Horsebrook Farms AUTHENTIC "Entrails and Viscera" Halloween experience kit! by twovests

i'll take two

oolong wrote on April 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM

Reply to how about beyonce covering "jolene" erasing the implied gay of the song _and_ turning it into "you can't step to me because we're _so good at monogamy_" by anethum

do you feel like she balanced it out by doing tyrant with dolly (i think the song is selfcest)

oolong OP wrote on April 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM

Reply to comment by neku in Know That You Are Loved - Cleo Sol by oolong

i knowwwww

oolong wrote on April 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM

Reply to I saw a bumblebee, one of the few ones out and about today, buzzing around the ground in my yard. by twovests

bees aren't real

oolong wrote on April 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM

Reply to i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma

needs a dog

oolong wrote on April 8, 2024 at 8:37 PM

Reply to a proper cup of tea | terry cavanagh by anethum

i found the secret microwave ending omg

oolong wrote on April 8, 2024 at 4:51 PM

Reply to a proper cup of tea | terry cavanagh by anethum

i'm obsessed

oolong wrote on April 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM

Reply to congrats to jstpst.net for running a postmill that's so old it doesn't suffer the recently discovered xss vulnerability by emma

another windows 7 user, this is reassuring to me ;v;

oolong wrote on April 4, 2024 at 5:34 PM

Reply to political cartoon idea im workshopping. let me know how many laughs this makes you do. *ahem* liberal: "i want a vegan gluten-free dairy-free ethically sourced beef wellington". conservative: "i want one too with ketchup" by twovests

mental laugh track played after a beat of confusion

oolong OP wrote on March 26, 2024 at 1:55 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in i had some expensive instant coffee and it was kinda good by oolong

i think nescafe is a boycott target on the level of starbucks considering all the shit nestle gets up to in third world countries and that is the main reason why i can't recommend it (；∀； )

also nescafe is the relatively expensive commercial brand in my country (it's imported) but it's true that even more expensive makers exist. if you can get it, jamaica mountain peak instant coffee(you'll probably have to import it) is nice (；∀； )