crunchy

i thought this said functional and questioned if it was possible to deliver

(o・ω・o)

it's good food

just keep jacking

haha, beef tomato

i'll take two

do you feel like she balanced it out by doing tyrant with dolly (i think the song is selfcest)

i knowwwww

bees aren't real

needs a dog

i found the secret microwave ending omg

i'm obsessed

another windows 7 user, this is reassuring to me ;v;

mental laugh track played after a beat of confusion

i think nescafe is a boycott target on the level of starbucks considering all the shit nestle gets up to in third world countries and that is the main reason why i can't recommend it (；∀； )

also nescafe is the relatively expensive commercial brand in my country (it's imported) but it's true that even more expensive makers exist. if you can get it, jamaica mountain peak instant coffee(you'll probably have to import it) is nice (；∀； )

it was nescafe gold (；∀； ) please don't use me as a coffee litmus test. i'm better at appreciating tea (；∀； )

(*´ω｀*)

uteri at the scene of the crime again

two times for teabags

fwooosh <--- sound of the plunger

hey, solipsister

ain't that mr mister on the radio, stereo?

but are you nasty?

it could happen to the julius caesar of posting

i use a neck support pillow (ie a rolled up towel) but i have a lot of nervous energy so i sleep on top of my hands sometimes. i can sleep like a corpse though