video games are good because no other medium interactively tells stories like they do. for example i, personally, get to kill a gay or bisexual teenage girl

http://crouton.net

is this a lack of endorsement of bee movie or a denunciation of bee movie?

in these trying times we must rely on our community to survive

bernie sanders... the time has come. retire bitch

cant believe i nearly had an easter where i forgot about happy easter xbox

“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.”

at least we get to see the debates between trump and biden. two senile old men arguing over whos a better administrator of this death cult

fab

wasn't that guy getting into that raw water trend we were all screaming about for two weeks? wonder if he died from a waterborne disease

i feel like randy pitchford used to be this sort of slightly cringey but otherwise inoffensive character and then he suddenly turned EXTREMELY evil

(I ran into this problem back in February when I absentmindedly mentioned a possible PlayStation 5 reveal event on a podcast. People trust when I speak, and I should have been more careful with the information I was passing on, because it got immediately shared.)

for a nerd patrick klepek has far too much self regard

when chain frost hits your io like a big pizza pie o thats amour

"My son recently started a conversation with me by saying, “You know how I’m a low-empathy person?” No, man, I do not know that." this kid is simultaneously kind of cool but also sad to think about

but there are always more problems! what do you want to get done? there'll be more of it!

living forever sounds like a nightmare. the concept of an afterlife, even a heaven, doesnt appeal to me at all

wish i was quarantined, just like, in general

only in america could an important part of the electoral process be called "super tuesday". so dumb.

carbs taste good

ive noticed that i take way longer than recipes say they do but i chalked that up to being inexperienced. sometimes when i see recipes that call for arcane obscure bullshit you can only get from fancy grocery stores its like... who is this for? is food better this way? were you unhappy with how it was before? i watched the first episode of that netflix show salt fat acid heat and i got genuinely angry because it was talking about how standard olive oil sucks and you should be getting olive oil made from olives that were personally caressed by italians when like... i just want to make the food taste good? this is literally impossible for the average person to experience so why even bother

thats actually the ring that bernie proposed to his wife with. no wonder they honeymooned in *twilight zone voice* The Soviet Union

if the gop gives an ounce of a shit about precedent

They do not

i installed noscript and didn't even realise i hadnt whitelisted jstpst until i tried to upvote something. i was like wtf websites are supposed to like break if theyre not whitelisted

sodomy

ngl id play that