never actually watched this one. not sure this deserved to be a cornerstone of late 2010s comedy

It just seems easier to spin up a wordpress blog instead of having to maintain software on your end just to do the same thing. But if you want penny sheets or xeroxed zines you could probably just print out a couple of copies of your writing and nail them to the front door of your local Alamo Drafthouse for something just as satisfying

You could get a virtual private server for like $2 a month and just goof around on that.

i dont have a domain because i don't care to have an Internet Presence but I'm researching running a server off of my seedbox and making my own private streaming service. i was using google drive but there aren't really any good solutions on windows for streaming music from it

What about WordPress? It seems customisable and independent enough that you don't have to fuck around with likes and reblogs etc.

im honestly surprised that this wasnt already a thing

I had to go back into my notes to check but here in New Zealand, I was taught the Whitaker model (Monera, Protista, Fungi, Plantae, Animalia). I've literally never heard of archae-/eubacteria in my life haha. That said my lecturer was basically like "taxonomists are always fighting over everything so don't worry about it too much." I do remember them talking about domains more than kingdoms though.

The definition they gave for protista was unicellular and colonial eukaryotes, giving protozoans and fungi as examples

And why the hell not? Are we not good enough for you, bigshot?

I miss when he was dying :(

i live in a country without native deer so its fucking weird that people are like "wow these majestic magical beasts, santa's chosen, are eating my beets. what a pain in the ass :("

car maintenance is a fucking pain in the ass. actually everything about cars kinda sucks

holy guajamole

oh yeah i get it. but like "you need to make moral decisions whether or not to nuke people for liking pineapple on pizza" in the most recent fallout game you get to nuke people just because its cool. in fallout 3/nv you carry around a mini nuke launcher to fire on anyone you please

sounds too good for the fallout series

the third one has his eyes open a little bit. hes ecstatic

sometimes posts just need a little time for themselves

Is that a fucking electric recorder. Jesus christ hes really going in huh

"The EWI has a silicone mouthpiece with sensors for air pressure (sending MIDI Breath Control by default) and bite pressure (which sends vibrato, more specifically a quick pitch up-down "blip" by default)."

technology is amazing

i thought it would be rube-y

see?!

counterpoint: its fun

and what do you intend to do with your mandate governor srsly

tag yourself im Tninm Timoos

I think conflating surreptitiously taking videos of strangers with surveillance sort of normalises it in a way that makes me uncomfortable. Like, I don't like having security cameras everywhere, but those ostensibly are to investigate crime etc etc. These are just creepshots for zoomers

designed to fit a surveillance aesthetic

What, pray tell, is the surveillance aesthetic

The laws and legal systems of the U.S. will be complicated at best to understand and follow. State and territorial laws can vary widely from one jurisdiction to another, meaning that the US actually consists of at least 54 separate legal systems with regard to any area of law not within the purview of federal law.

*wikitravel voice* shits real weird

i don't love dogs to be honest